Birthday Games

[Boxorino]

We've all seen those pictures where you find your birthday and the words corresponding with the date become your name or something you did, right?
Well, now there's a topic for them!
Here's the first one!

I danced with a llama because the voices told me to.

[Avereeni]

.. .___.
I choked on an iPod because I'm hot and I do what I want. >.>

[mmm]

I fell in love with a policeman because I love my family.

Trying to get them out of jail? xD

[Lamb]

I danced with a banana because the voices told me to. ._. don't I sound high..

[Boxorino]

Wheatley goes to space due to a minor case of serious brain damage.
well he did actually go to space.

[mmm]

A turret switches the template against everyone's advice.

Not a portal fan, is there anything to get?

[Boxorino]

Luna Lovegood breaks into a broom shed to get rid of Professor Umbridge.
well okay then

[Lamb]

Luna Lovegood splinches themself because magic is forbidden outside of school.

[Avereeni]

Hermoine Granger reports the truth accidently.

[Boxorino]

Hermoine Granger reports the truth accidently.

but what about your shirt.