Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[mmm]

*tries climbing a ledge.

[Father Anderson]

He would scavenge the surrounding area, looking for some epic l00t sweg

[mop]

Pfft. -tries to find a light switch-

[nyanftw]

*checks facebook on phone*

[Foopzheart]

So, DARK ROOM. Four PLAYERS and a POTATO. This is going to be terrible.

ZIA: Tried to look for a WAY OUT.

You found a POTATO-SHAPED HOLE! However, there's an eensy-weensy DOOR on it. You don't have hands, you're a POTATO. Sorry. (3)

MMM: Tried to CLIMB a LEDGE.

You CLIMBED a LEDGE. A lot of good that did you, you didn't exactly get a better VIEW. Maybe if you had some LIGHT... (4)

BACON: Scavenged the surrounding area, looking for EPIC LOOT.

You found a RAT. It ATTACKS you. You lose your action for your next turn, as you will be in combat with a RAT. You got no EPIC LOOT. (1)

MOP: Actually does something SENSIBLE and looks for a LIGHT SWITCH.

You find a light switch and flip it up.

The ROOM is now LIT. There is a door with around thirty LOCKS on it on the LEFT wall. On the RIGHT wall, there is a WINDOW. There is a small, POTATO-SHAPED DOOR on the NORTH wall. There is also a POTATO with a single EYE on the floor near it. There is a COFFEE TABLE near the WINDOW. There is a SMALL BOX on it that reads RAD LOOT. Right, and there's a LEDGE that is awfully HIGH up. MMM is PERCHED PRECARIOUSLY on it.

NYAN: Checks Facebook.

There is NO SERVICE in this ROOM. Your BATTERY on your PHONE is dead, too. Maybe if you found a CHARGER, it could be useful somehow.

[(OOC IS BRACKETS)And now, for the end part of each update, STATS AND INVENTORY. This is pretty simple, it just shows your STATS and INVENTORY. Obviously. You currently have each STAT randomized between ONE and FIVE, HEALTH being an exception where the number is multiplied by TEN. You can raise these STATS using ITEMS and each ROLL OUTCOME may affect your STATS permanently or temporarily.

The STATS are as follows: HEALTH, MELEE, DEFENSE, RANGE, MAGIC, CHARISMA, and LUCK. If you want these explained, ask the OVERSEER. However, the OVERSEER is not very NICE, and takes your question as an ACTION. Therefore, asking a question is your turn if you choose to ask.]

STATS:

MOP:
HEALTH: 30
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 4

NYAN:
HEALTH: 40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 3
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

BACON:
HEALTH: 20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA:2
LUCK: 1

MMM:
HEALTH: 20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 1

ZIA:
HEALTH: 30
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:

Currently all EMPTY.

[mop]

Tries to open the box.

[Zia-]

;rolls around on the floor;

[mmm]

*looks for something useful on the ledge

[Foopzheart]

The LIT ROOM is kind of CROWDED. There is a PRETTY HARDWOOD FLOOR. The FLOOR is CREAKY. Suddenly, the players actually decide to do SOMETHING. Good job, HOT SHOTS.

MOP: Tries to OPEN the BOX. However, she fails at that. It turns out that the BOX seems to be STUCK shut. Maybe if MOP could figure out why it is STUCK, she could OPEN it. (2)

ZIA: Tries to roll around, but can't pick up the right momentum and gets stuck in a hole in the floor. (1)

MMM: Looks for something on the LEDGE. He fails at that, and FALLS off the LEDGE. He has a MINOR KNEE SCRAPE, and loses 1HP. (1)
(-1HP)

STATS:

MMM:
HEALTH: 19/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 1

No other STAT changes.

INVENTORY:

No INVENTORY changes.

[Boxorino]

Another member of the female (yo) species enters the lit room and she sits quietly in the corner, watching the madness commence around her. She fiddles with a piece of lint that came off her jacket.
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