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Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:27
by Foopzheart
HERE WE ARE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTS, STEP RIGHT UP TO MEETCHA DOOM, FIVE BUCKS A POP TO ROLL THE DICE AND LIVE YOUR LIFE LEAVING IT UP TO THE RANDOMIZER

Oh, right, sorry. If you are unfamiliar with Roll to Dodge, here it is essentially:

There is a scenario. I am going to allow ten people to be in this scenario before closing sign-ups. Once you are done with character creation, you try to perform actions. I roll 1d5, and the number gives the outcome, the numbers representing the following:
1 - Reaallly terrible outcome: You get hit by a truck and die.
2 - Bad outcome: You get hit by a truck.
3 - Neutral outcome: You get hit by a truck, but you aren't seriously injured, and you found a penny!
4 - Good outcome: You found a penny.
5 - Reaallly great outcome: You found a million dollars.


Those are slightly exaggerated, but I think you get the point. Anyway, the outcomes can affect your stats. Also, there's a lot of caps lock. You'll see. But anyway, on to the next bit.

Rules:
The rules are pretty basic.

1. No OP move attempts. So if you are trapped in a room, don't just say "I TELEPORT OUT AND KILL EVERYONE LOL". Think, it's a strategy game, too.
2. No murdering unless murdering is specifically mentioned to be allowed.
3. Don't complain about the outcome. It's random, and affected by stats.
4. If you die, you are put on the waiting list. Ten people can play at once, and when one dies, the first person on the waiting list enters the game. If you actually read these, put the word "Yo" next to your gender when you sign up.
5. I will address everybody's move separated by a line, but it is smart to read what happens to other people so you have a sense of what is going on. Anybody's turn my trigger Player vs Player, and you don't want to be the one to miss the memo.


Anyway, you can start now! Good luck!

Oh, right, you don't know how to start. Just answer one question...


Are you a boy? Or a girl?


--Overseer


WAITING LIST:
1. Lukia


Waiting list gets to 10 players and registration is closed for a while.

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:36
by mop
Girl, yo.

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:46
by nyanftw
i'ma guy,yo

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:51
by Zia-
Potato, YO

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:53
by mmm
Boy, yo.

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 06:55
by nyanftw
i like how there's been 4 responses but no one's said the exact same gender

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 07:03
by Father Anderson
Male. Fool, ya fool.
Rap style is over 9000, fire is what your house set on.

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 07:07
by Foopzheart
Whatever, we'll start without Bacon, he'll catch up.

I MEAN.

Hello, and welcome. This is your WORST NIGHTMARE V2.0. It's pretty cool. You are in a ROOM. It is DARK. But let's save that for later. Who is it that is here again?

Right!

Mop, The Cleaning Lady!
(+1 CLEANLINESS)

And, omfg, it's...

Nyanftw, The Slimy Square!
(-1 COOLNESS)

And we have two of the HOLY TRINITY OF FWG...

Bacon, the Blue one! Mmm, the Green one!
(+2 TEAMWORK)

I wonder where the third one i--

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Zia, the PURPLE POTATO!
(+5 Spudliness)

[OOC in brackets: But yeah, don't worry about those stats, they don't affect anything.]

So, right. DARK ROOM. Spooky. What do you do? While you figure that out, I'll set up your STATS.

Now go on! This is where the real adventure begins.

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 07:09
by nyanftw
why do i get minus 1 and everyone else gets + ? u fool

Re: Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted: 18 Mar 2014, 07:10
by Zia-
;tried to look for a way out;