Answer with an Excuse game!

[Percyception]

I saw this on another forum site, and thought I'd try it here!
The game will go like this:

Percyception: I thought it was a tissue. Why is my screwdriver wet?

Llama_Bro_24: I thought it was a plunger, sorry. Why is my cat yellow?

Froggy Princess 167 x: I thought it was a paintbrush, I'm sorry. Why is my burrito gone?

Xx LOL xX: I thought it was a hobo taming potion, so sorry. Why is my baby screaming?

Andddd so on. If you didn't get that, here it is broken down.

There will be a question and an excuse in the post above you. (Unless it's this post) The excuse is answering the question above that person, and the question is what you have to answer. Here's what to do:

1) You answer the question above with an excuse. Your excuse has to make sense. It can't be completely random. Your excuse can't be "I USED IT TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND THEN BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE" when the question was "Why is my llama broken?"

2) Come up with a question. Ask something. Couldn't be simpler.

3) Keep it clean and have fun.

Ready? Here is your question:

Why is my cat yellow?

[Boxorino]

I thought I could use it to out my new hair dye...

Who emptied out my closet?

[Percyception]

I did, I thought I smelled a taco in there.

Why is my car on fire?

[Boxorino]

I thought I could use it to test out my new lighter..

Who stole all my cupcakes?

[Percyception]

My dog did, he wanted to sell them for a microwave. It didn't work...

Why is my yogurt gone?

[Boxorino]

Oh sorry... I thought it was shaving cream..

Who thought it was a good idea to shave my pet platypus?

[Tycoon]

percy did, he thought it was eggbert

but who's bright idea was it to coat my carpet in green glop

[Mewtwo Power]

Mine, sorry. And speaking of bright, I thought it needed a little more brightening up.

Why is my room all blue?

[Boxorino]

It was sad because you went on vacation.

Where'd all my pancakes go?

[Lamb]

I confused them for spaceships.

Why is my hand wet?