PLAYER DATABASE_
000 THE OVERSEER (???)
The GAME HOST. Never APPEARING BEFORE any PLAYER, this UNIDENTIFIED SILHOUETTE NARRATES the GAME with a BOOMING VOICE, never PLAYING. Pretty much the BEST THING EVER. Totally NOT BIASED.
001 MOPOFDOOM "MOP" (F) [DECEASED]
MOPOFDOOM, or MOP, was the first PLAYER to ENTER the GAME. Naturally PREDISPOSED to COMBAT, MOP was FAIRLY BALANCED, but where she was STRONG in COMBAT she was WEAK in CHARISMA. She had a pet PHOLCUS named WEBZ, and she DIED on UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
001a WEBZ, PHOLCUS
A DADDY-LONG-LEG that belonged to MOP. Currently belongs to MMM.
002 NYANFTW, or NYAN (M)
NYAN is a STRONG DEFENSIVE PLAYER. However, he SERIOUSLY lacks in MAGIC and LUCK.
003 BACONATOR, or BACON (M)
Pretty OKAY at RANGED ATTACK. VERY LITTLE CHARISMA. Owns a MINOTAUR named SIR FOOP of BOVINIA. Part of MMMBACON.
003a SIR FOOP OF BOVINIA, MINOTAUR
WICKED MINOTAUR. DOESN'T skip LEG DAY. Belongs to BACON.
004 ZIA. Just ZIA. (POTATO)
A POTATO. Recently grew STRONG enough to grow ARMS and LEGS. ESPECIALLY MAGICAL. WEAKEST SUIT was CHARISMA. DIED.
005 MMM, or MMM (M)
Serious TANK. Highest DEFENSE, with EQUAL and GOOD MELEE and RANGE. LACKS in CHARISMA. Part of MMMBACON.
006 BOXORINO, or BOXY (F)[DECEASED]
She was the most CHARISMATIC of the GROUP. However, she couldn't THROW a PUNCH or CAST a SPELL to SAVE her LIFE. DIED UPDATE 22.
007 LAMB, or LAMB (M) [DECEASED]
LAMB hadn't DONE MUCH. He still had LOW STATS and NO EXPERIENCE. He did have KEYS, though. DIED UPDATE 18.
008 PERCYCEPTION, or PERCY (M)[DECEASED]
PERCY was HEALTHY and as CHARISMATIC as BOXY. He was not very MAGICAL or LUCKY, sadly. He had a PUPPY named MR HUGGLES. DIED UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
008b MR HUGGLES, PUPPY
PUPPY owned by PERCYCEPTION in the PAST. Now owned by WOOFWOOF.
009 CREEP, or CREEP (M)[DECEASED]
CREEP was CREEPY. How he FOUGHT is IRRELEVANT. He WOULDN'T PLAY THE GAME. REST IN PEACE, CREEP. LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES, SCUM.
010 ANGEL, or ANGEL (F) [DECEASED]
ANGEL had BALANCED STATS. But they were all LOW. SUCKS to SUCK, I GUESS. DIED UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
011 MASTER of PIE, or PIE (PIE)
MASTER of PIE is NEW in the GAME. He ENTERED after CREEP DIED. He is a DEFENSIVE and CHARISMATIC PIE that LACKS in MAGIC and RANGED ATTACKS.
012 EXCALIBUR, or EX (M)
HEALTHY and CHARISMATIC. TRULY does PERCY RIGHT. Part of MMMBACON. Kind of PIGGYBACKING.
013 WOOFWOOF, or WOOF (F, WOLF)
In the NAME of the FALLEN MOP, WOOF VALIANTLY CHARGES into BATTLE with STRONG RANGED ATTACKS.
014 THE DIVINE POTATO, or TDP (F)
THE DIVINE POTATO LIVES up to HER DIVINE NAME and ANGEL'S with POWERFUL MAGICAL PROWESS, AND STUNNING CHARISMA AND LUCK. CURRENTLY WRITING a BIBLE about HERSELF. Obviously, SOMEWHAT CONCEITED.
015 SOMEGUY, or SOMEGUY (M)[DECEASED]
SOME LUCKY GUY LIVES up to HIS NAME, as well. DIED BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING.
016 LUKIA, or LUKIA
NATURALLY HIGH STATS due to JOINING LATE.
017 CHAOS LIGHT, or TRASHY[DECEASED]
SNUCK IN during UPDATE 18. MEDIOCRE STATS. I HAVE no GRUDGE. DIED BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING.
000 THE OVERSEER (???)
The GAME HOST. Never APPEARING BEFORE any PLAYER, this UNIDENTIFIED SILHOUETTE NARRATES the GAME with a BOOMING VOICE, never PLAYING. Pretty much the BEST THING EVER. Totally NOT BIASED.
001 MOPOFDOOM "MOP" (F) [DECEASED]
MOPOFDOOM, or MOP, was the first PLAYER to ENTER the GAME. Naturally PREDISPOSED to COMBAT, MOP was FAIRLY BALANCED, but where she was STRONG in COMBAT she was WEAK in CHARISMA. She had a pet PHOLCUS named WEBZ, and she DIED on UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
001a WEBZ, PHOLCUS
A DADDY-LONG-LEG that belonged to MOP. Currently belongs to MMM.
002 NYANFTW, or NYAN (M)
NYAN is a STRONG DEFENSIVE PLAYER. However, he SERIOUSLY lacks in MAGIC and LUCK.
003 BACONATOR, or BACON (M)
Pretty OKAY at RANGED ATTACK. VERY LITTLE CHARISMA. Owns a MINOTAUR named SIR FOOP of BOVINIA. Part of MMMBACON.
003a SIR FOOP OF BOVINIA, MINOTAUR
WICKED MINOTAUR. DOESN'T skip LEG DAY. Belongs to BACON.
004 ZIA. Just ZIA. (POTATO)
A POTATO. Recently grew STRONG enough to grow ARMS and LEGS. ESPECIALLY MAGICAL. WEAKEST SUIT was CHARISMA. DIED.
005 MMM, or MMM (M)
Serious TANK. Highest DEFENSE, with EQUAL and GOOD MELEE and RANGE. LACKS in CHARISMA. Part of MMMBACON.
006 BOXORINO, or BOXY (F)[DECEASED]
She was the most CHARISMATIC of the GROUP. However, she couldn't THROW a PUNCH or CAST a SPELL to SAVE her LIFE. DIED UPDATE 22.
007 LAMB, or LAMB (M) [DECEASED]
LAMB hadn't DONE MUCH. He still had LOW STATS and NO EXPERIENCE. He did have KEYS, though. DIED UPDATE 18.
008 PERCYCEPTION, or PERCY (M)[DECEASED]
PERCY was HEALTHY and as CHARISMATIC as BOXY. He was not very MAGICAL or LUCKY, sadly. He had a PUPPY named MR HUGGLES. DIED UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
008b MR HUGGLES, PUPPY
PUPPY owned by PERCYCEPTION in the PAST. Now owned by WOOFWOOF.
009 CREEP, or CREEP (M)[DECEASED]
CREEP was CREEPY. How he FOUGHT is IRRELEVANT. He WOULDN'T PLAY THE GAME. REST IN PEACE, CREEP. LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES, SCUM.
010 ANGEL, or ANGEL (F) [DECEASED]
ANGEL had BALANCED STATS. But they were all LOW. SUCKS to SUCK, I GUESS. DIED UPDATE 18. REST IN PEACE.
011 MASTER of PIE, or PIE (PIE)
MASTER of PIE is NEW in the GAME. He ENTERED after CREEP DIED. He is a DEFENSIVE and CHARISMATIC PIE that LACKS in MAGIC and RANGED ATTACKS.
012 EXCALIBUR, or EX (M)
HEALTHY and CHARISMATIC. TRULY does PERCY RIGHT. Part of MMMBACON. Kind of PIGGYBACKING.
013 WOOFWOOF, or WOOF (F, WOLF)
In the NAME of the FALLEN MOP, WOOF VALIANTLY CHARGES into BATTLE with STRONG RANGED ATTACKS.
014 THE DIVINE POTATO, or TDP (F)
THE DIVINE POTATO LIVES up to HER DIVINE NAME and ANGEL'S with POWERFUL MAGICAL PROWESS, AND STUNNING CHARISMA AND LUCK. CURRENTLY WRITING a BIBLE about HERSELF. Obviously, SOMEWHAT CONCEITED.
015 SOMEGUY, or SOMEGUY (M)[DECEASED]
SOME LUCKY GUY LIVES up to HIS NAME, as well. DIED BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING.
016 LUKIA, or LUKIA
NATURALLY HIGH STATS due to JOINING LATE.
017 CHAOS LIGHT, or TRASHY[DECEASED]
SNUCK IN during UPDATE 18. MEDIOCRE STATS. I HAVE no GRUDGE. DIED BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING.