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1. No OP move attempts. So if you are trapped in a room, don't just say "I TELEPORT OUT AND KILL EVERYONE LOL". Think, it's a strategy game, too.
2. No murdering unless murdering is specifically mentioned to be allowed.
3. Don't complain about the outcome. It's random, and affected by stats.
4. If you die, you are put on the waiting list. Ten people can play at once, and when one dies, the first person on the waiting list enters the game. If you actually read these, put the word "Yo" next to your gender when you sign up.
5. I will address everybody's move separated by a line, but it is smart to read what happens to other people so you have a sense of what is going on. Anybody's turn my trigger Player vs Player, and you don't want to be the one to miss the memo.

1 - Reaallly terrible outcome: You get hit by a truck and die.
2 - Bad outcome: You get hit by a truck.
3 - Neutral outcome: You get hit by a truck, but you aren't seriously injured, and you found a penny!
4 - Good outcome: You found a penny.
5 - Reaallly great outcome: You found a million dollars.

BATTLE
Roll die for monster level
Roll dice for monster stats depending on level (1-10, 10-20, etc)

NEXT TURN
Compare stats
Tie? Roll to dodge
Monster win? Roll for damage (1-[monster’s attack])
Player win? Roll for damage (1-[player’s attack])
Defense lose? Monster damage (if any) x1.5
Luck roll. Double damage for player/monster if even, Half damage if odd
Player death? Luck roll for mercy

BOXY, TRASHY, ICAMENAL, BOB JUNIOR and MMM, as I SAID, have been PULLED OUT of A WARP. It's NOT that GREAT. The AREA AROUND THEM is a DOME WITH a DIAMETER of TWENTY FEET AT the BASE. THERE IS a STRANGE, REPTILIAN MAN STANDING in the CENTER of the DOME. He STARES at THEM EXPECTANTLY. He APPEARS to HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

STATS:
BOXY:
GENDERLESS, CRYSTALLINE SPACE BEING[+MAGIC], RAD HAIR[+CHARISMA]
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 60/60
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 4

TRASHY:
MALE, BREAD[+LUCK], PRONE TO USING COLLEGE SLANG[+CHARISMA]
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 30/30
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 8
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 11

ICAMENAL:
MALE, ORANGUTAN[+RANGE]
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 100/100
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 12
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 1

BOB JUNIOR:
GENDERLESS(?), YO-YO[+RANGE], REPETITIVE[+LUCK]
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 12

MMM:
MALE, VETERAN[+HEALTH], NATURALLY DEFENSIVE[+DEFENSE]
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 80/80
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT [+2 RANGE]
USABLE SOMETHING [1 USE, RANDOM EFFECT]
KEY [USED TO UNLOCK THINGS.]