RtD, This Time For Real I Swear
Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 21:39
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TheOneAndOnlyCabbage wrote:Gherkin.
DriveThru Whale wrote:Bird
Foopzheart wrote:DriveThru Whale wrote:Bird
WELCOME, DRIVETHRU WHALE! The voice booms toward you and only you, you think.
You feel as if you're alone in the same dark room. It smells like something's rotting, but you're not exactly sure what. You hear a faint skittering in the walls and immediately recognize the sound of a RAT. Of course. You're a SUMMONER by trade, aren't you?
I mean, you were. Now you're in this dark room. But either way, here's your stats:
DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3
(As a SUMMONER, you get a +2 bonus to both MAGIC and CHARISMA, and a +1 bonus to RANGE.)
WOW, the booming voice reiterates, although you actually don't know that it's repeating its statement seeing as it seems to be addressing everybody in the room individually--yknow, not that you know you're being addressed individually from somebody else as the darkness in the room is crushing and makes you feel more alone than you've ever been--Oh, wait, is that somebody breathing nearby? It is. It sounds like a HUMAN. You KNOW this because you KNOW how ANIMALS work because you're a SUMMONER. Am I getting my point across? Anyhow, yeah, the voice is booming, IT REALLY ISN'T YOUR LUCKY DAY. HA. HA. HA. It laughs, but it doesn't sound like it's laughing. It's more of a stilted grinding noise that seems to come from deep within its body, like an organ puncturing itself on a floating rib and then stabbing itself over and over. Like a bony squelch. Yeah, a bony squelch.
What do you do?
Foopzheart wrote:CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 1: STANDING AROUND HOPING FOR THE BEST
DRIVETHRU WHALE, you open your inventory, but it is empty as is everybody else's when they begin this game. How embarrassing. It'd be a serious shame if you were attacked right now, while defenseless. In fact, you could search the area around you in order to try to find some sort of weapon to defend yourself. Maybe. Just a thought. A recommendation of sorts. But you can do literally anything if the numbers allow it, so maybe you'll go beyond that. I don't know, I'm only a very-likely-malevolent and also omniscient being that decides the outcome of your actions via random number generator, not a cop. (1)
Leprechaun Lukia wrote:flame