CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 2: OKAY SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED SOME THINGS
DRIVETHRU WHALE, you send your rat to scavenge for food. Nothing happens, however, because the rat that you've heard skittering around at the edges of the room is not, in fact, your rat. It's just a rat that, so far, only you have identified as a rat. You definitely have the right intuition here, but--
YOU'RE A DUMBASS.
--um, but you're just a few steps ahead of yourself here. (3)
[In ACTUALITY, if your ROLL were anything ABOVE NEUTRAL, SOMETHING would have come of that, but such is LIFE.]
CABBAGE, in your infinite WISDOM, you have decided again not to do anything in the hopes that something really good might happen. I guess. I can't really get behind your train of thought, but I do respect it. Predictably, in response to you doing nothing, nothing happens. (2)
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Foopzheart wrote:CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 2: OKAY SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED SOME THINGS
DRIVETHRU WHALE, you send your rat to scavenge for food. Nothing happens, however, because the rat that you've heard skittering around at the edges of the room is not, in fact, your rat. It's just a rat that, so far, only you have identified as a rat. You definitely have the right intuition here, but--
YOU'RE A DUMBASS.
--um, but you're just a few steps ahead of yourself here. (3)
[In ACTUALITY, if your ROLL were anything ABOVE NEUTRAL, SOMETHING would have come of that, but such is LIFE.]
Alright, smartass, how about this?
I kill and eat the rat, then use my magic to summon something bigger than a rat.
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I won the Neko of the year award. How do you give someone an award for doing nothing? I'm not complaining, I just don't want it to be held in public, I just wanna sleep.
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Teh epic dude wrote:supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
WELCOME, TEH...UH..TED! WELCOME, TED! The voice seems mildly taken aback by this. I mean, words like this probably confused the class system somewhat, and it's kind of rude to put the voice through this, but we've definitely been over the fact that this voice is a malevolent deity, so it's okay. You're okay. You're fine. Here's your stats, I guess. Your class is ENIGMA.
TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10
(As an ENIGMA, you get a +1 bonus to ALL STATS except for LUCK.)
WELL, The booming voice resonates through your head but you seem pretty fine with it. I mean you should be, Mr. Jack-Of-All-Trades. YOU MAY BE SKILLED, BUT A WELL-PLACED HIT COULD TAKE EVEN ACHILLES DOWN. DON'T GET COCKY. ASSHOLE.
The rudeness of this dark being aside, what will you do? You seem to be alone in the room, save for a skittering noise and the smell of rotting wood. It is incredibly dark, too. You can't see a thing.
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I shall attempt to scavenge for something flammable and burn it, producing light and lighting the room up, allowing me to see around the room, taking a look around the room afterwards.
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I investigate the material I could burn if it were drier through touch.
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CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 3: OF RATS AND MEN
PART 3: OF RATS AND MEN
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I put the torch in my inventory and attempt to smell where the location of the rotting wood is, and attempt to light it on fire afterwards if it's found.
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I equip my RAT STEEL DAGGER to my sword hand, then attempt to summon something else, perhaps something that won't fail to do my bidding.
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