RtD, This Time For Real I Swear
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear
I search for things like matches to use. God, being a pyromaniac is great.
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CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 4: A SERIES OF FAILURES IN VARYING DEGREES (SERIOUSLY GUYS, THESE ARE NOT GOOD ROLLS)
STATS FOR CH1.4
PART 4: A SERIES OF FAILURES IN VARYING DEGREES (SERIOUSLY GUYS, THESE ARE NOT GOOD ROLLS)
STATS FOR CH1.4
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LOUSY ROLL! Alright, let's try again. Come on, enchanted slime!
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I will get up and try to make fire with magic. if that fails... I'll feel around for anything out of place in the room.
I won the Neko of the year award. How do you give someone an award for doing nothing? I'm not complaining, I just don't want it to be held in public, I just wanna sleep.
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Foopzheart wrote:TheOneAndOnlyCabbage wrote:Gherkin.
WELCOME, CABBAGE!
An only mildly threatening voice booms through the room. You don't know how you got there. It reeks of rotting wood. You wager that it's likely some sort of OAK WOOD. Wait, why did you think that in all-caps? Oh, forget it. It's fine, probably. You actually KNOW that it is OAK WOOD. You are, after all, one of the most skilled HERBALISTS in the room, if not the most skilled HERBALIST in the room. You know how to pickle cucumbers. It's a talent. Congratulations. Here are your stats:
CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 120/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11
(As the HERBALIST, your initial STAT ROLLS get a +2 to HEALTH, a +2 to MAGIC, and a +1 to LUCK. Doesn't change that your STATS might be BAD. They likely will be TERRIBLE, in fact.)
WOW, the mildly threatening booming voice taunts, cutting through the silence of the pitch black room. YOUR STATS ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
That's a pretty good question, actually. What are you going to do? Where are you? Are you alone? Why does it smell of rotting OAK WOOD? Let's start with the first question, seeing as you're the only one who can answer that. Maybe I'll be able to answer the rest for you in time.
Uh... I mean, I might give pickling a shot, if I had a jar, some vinegar, and whatever else.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear
I pray to some fire deity to bless me with something to cause a fire. Please, oh Gods.
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Father Anderson wrote:Sword
WELCOME, MATTIAS! The voice you hear overhead is most definitely familiar. In fact, you remember quite a bit about the last time you encountered it. Something about a Minotaur, you think. And not being charismatic. Also, your name was BACON? Weird. Regardless, now you are a KNIGHT.
MATTIAS:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 80/80
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 10
(As the KNIGHT, you get a +2 bonus to both MELEE and DEFENSE, and a +1 bonus to CHARISMA.)
GOOD GOD, MAN, The voice sounds, as usual, like a total asshole. YOU COULDN'T EVEN CAST A LESSER WARD.
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Taiga wrote:fire
WELCOME, TAIGA! The voice annoys you. You feel an urge to punish it just for existing. You feel an urge to punish everything. In fact, you feel as if this insubordination should most definitely result in termination. You stand in a dark room. There are definitely other people there. These people should not be allowed to work for you. You casually brush your suit. It smells like rotten, waterlogged wood of some sort. You recall having a chair made of the same material. As you might be able to guess, you are a BOSS. You FIRE people for a living.
TAIGA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 8
(As a BOSS, your natural CHARISMA and financial LUCK improve your stats (by +3 and +2, respectively).)
YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU? The voice booms. I LIKE IT.
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