RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 06 Mar 2017, 19:58

CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 2: OKAY SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED SOME THINGS

DRIVETHRU WHALE, you send your rat to scavenge for food. Nothing happens, however, because the rat that you've heard skittering around at the edges of the room is not, in fact, your rat. It's just a rat that, so far, only you have identified as a rat. You definitely have the right intuition here, but--
YOU'RE A DUMBASS.
--um, but you're just a few steps ahead of yourself here. (3)
[In ACTUALITY, if your ROLL were anything ABOVE NEUTRAL, SOMETHING would have come of that, but such is LIFE.]

CABBAGE, in your infinite WISDOM, you have decided again not to do anything in the hopes that something really good might happen. I guess. I can't really get behind your train of thought, but I do respect it. Predictably, in response to you doing nothing, nothing happens. (2)
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby DriveThru Whale » 06 Mar 2017, 20:17

Foopzheart wrote:CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 2: OKAY SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED SOME THINGS

DRIVETHRU WHALE, you send your rat to scavenge for food. Nothing happens, however, because the rat that you've heard skittering around at the edges of the room is not, in fact, your rat. It's just a rat that, so far, only you have identified as a rat. You definitely have the right intuition here, but--
YOU'RE A DUMBASS.
--um, but you're just a few steps ahead of yourself here. (3)
[In ACTUALITY, if your ROLL were anything ABOVE NEUTRAL, SOMETHING would have come of that, but such is LIFE.]


Alright, smartass, how about this?

I kill and eat the rat, then use my magic to summon something bigger than a rat.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Teh epic dude » 06 Mar 2017, 21:53

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I won the Neko of the year award. How do you give someone an award for doing nothing? I'm not complaining, I just don't want it to be held in public, I just wanna sleep.

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 06 Mar 2017, 22:02

Teh epic dude wrote:supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


WELCOME, TEH...UH..TED! WELCOME, TED! The voice seems mildly taken aback by this. I mean, words like this probably confused the class system somewhat, and it's kind of rude to put the voice through this, but we've definitely been over the fact that this voice is a malevolent deity, so it's okay. You're okay. You're fine. Here's your stats, I guess. Your class is ENIGMA.

TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10

(As an ENIGMA, you get a +1 bonus to ALL STATS except for LUCK.)

WELL, The booming voice resonates through your head but you seem pretty fine with it. I mean you should be, Mr. Jack-Of-All-Trades. YOU MAY BE SKILLED, BUT A WELL-PLACED HIT COULD TAKE EVEN ACHILLES DOWN. DON'T GET COCKY. ASSHOLE.

The rudeness of this dark being aside, what will you do? You seem to be alone in the room, save for a skittering noise and the smell of rotting wood. It is incredibly dark, too. You can't see a thing.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Teh epic dude » 06 Mar 2017, 22:22

I shall attempt to scavenge for something flammable and burn it, producing light and lighting the room up, allowing me to see around the room, taking a look around the room afterwards.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 06 Mar 2017, 22:41

I investigate the material I could burn if it were drier through touch.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 07 Mar 2017, 00:01

CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 3: OF RATS AND MEN

DRIVETHRU WHALE, you attack the rat and begin combat with it. You are now in combat with RAT, LEVEL 0.

DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3

RAT:
LEVEL: 0
HEALTH: 10/10
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: N/A
LUCK: 3


MELEE CHECK! DRIVETHRU WHALE WIN! CRITICAL HIT! RAT takes 7 DMG!
RANGE CHECK! RAT WIN! CRITICAL FAILURE! DRIVETHRU WHALE takes 1 DMG!
MAGIC CHECK! DRIVETHRU WHALE WIN! RAT takes 4 DMG!
DEFENSE CHECK! DRIVETHRU WHALE WIN! DAMAGE DEALT 1.5x!
LUCK ROLL! No EFFECT.

DRIVETHRU WHALE: 49/50
RAT: -6.5/10

RAT is DEAD.
+5 XP!
+RAT LOOT (UNCOMMON)!


COMBAT with RAT ended.

The RAT dropped a small pouch made of rat skin. The drawstring on the pouch seems to be made of a rat's tail. Its corpse seems to be gone. A tad morbid if you ask me, but hey. You open the pouch, and it immediately dissolves into a fine dust, leaving an item in your hand.

It is a DAGGER made of the FINEST RAT STEEL.

[ITEMDEX: 031 RAT STEEL DAGGER - The RAT STEEL DAGGER is actually FAIRLY UNREMARKABLE, but when properly modified it can be GRUESOME. Does DOUBLE DAMAGE to RODENTS. When EQUIPPED, gives +2 to MELEE and +1 to MAGIC.

You stash it in your inventory. Maybe you'll use it. Maybe you won't. (3)
(Note: You can only do one major action per turn. Killing the rat was that action. You can try to summon something better in the next turn, if you like.)

TED, you SCAVENGE for something FLAMMABLE. You find a RUBBER TORCH. It is not FLAMMABLE. In fact, it might not even be a TORCH.


[ITEMDEX: 032 RUBBER TORCH - This STRANGELY PHALLIC object does not seem to have a purpose. It is made of rubber, so it cannot be lit on fire.

Oh, well. At least you have entertainment. (3)

LUKIA, you investigate the material and it feels...like a material that you could burn if it were drier. It seems as if investigating this through touch isn't doing much for you.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 07 Mar 2017, 00:07

STAT POST FOR CH1.3

CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 120/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

INVENTORY:
EMPTY

DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
RAT STEEL DAGGER

LUKIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 10
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
BIG EMPTY

TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
RUBBER TORCH (THAT MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A TORCH)
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Teh epic dude » 07 Mar 2017, 00:10

I put the torch in my inventory and attempt to smell where the location of the rotting wood is, and attempt to light it on fire afterwards if it's found.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby DriveThru Whale » 07 Mar 2017, 00:43

I equip my RAT STEEL DAGGER to my sword hand, then attempt to summon something else, perhaps something that won't fail to do my bidding.
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