RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

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CHAPTER 1, PART 6: PRETTY ANTICLIMACTIC, ACTUALLY

Postby Foopzheart » 16 Mar 2017, 19:58

CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 6: PRETTY ANTICLIMACTIC, ACTUALLY

TED, you curl up into a ball and whimper, hoping help will come and find you. A beam of light shines into the room from the north. MY GOD, a shadow in the doorway says, DO YOU REALLY NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO PULL THIS OFF? FINE. The shadow throws a USABLE SOMETHING at TED. (5)

[ITEMDEX: 021 USABLE SOMETHING - When USED, this SOMETHING gives a random EFFECT, amount of EXPERIENCE, STAT gain, or ITEM.]

USABLE SOMETHING GET!


TAIGA, you try to help TED but he has already been helped. You get a BLESSING of GOOD WILL for trying to help somebody, though. In other words, a lot of GOLD. (5)

[ITEMDEX: 010 GOLD - CURRENCY. USELESS, so FAR.]

GOLD (52) GET!


MATTIAS, you attempt to speak to the spirit in your VINE SWORD of HERBLORE. She doesn't seem ready for this, and the other people in the room, without any knowledge of your ghosty sword, kind of think you're creepy. You take psychological damage out of embarassment. (1)
-2 HP

DRIVETHRU WHALE, you look for a door or a window or something. You find a window that, when opened, feels as if it has a brick wall behind it. The light that had come from the room you assume came from a door, but you don't remember what direction it came from. (3)

CABBAGE, you search for a SPIDER friend. You find one! Oh, wait, no, that PHOLCUS is HOSTILE. You are now in COMBAT with DADDY LONG LEG, LEVEL 0.


CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 120/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

VERSUS

PHOLCUS:
LEVEL: 0
HEALTH: 45/45
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 2

MELEE CHECK! PHOLCUS WIN! CABBAGE TAKES 3 DMG!
RANGE CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! PHOLCUS TAKES 3 DMG!
MAGIC CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! PHOLCUS TAKES 5 DMG!
DEFENSE CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! DAMAGE DEALT 1.5x!
LUCK ROLL! SUCCESS! DOUBLE DAMAGE!

CABBAGE: 117/120
PHOLCUS: 21/45


COMBAT CONTINUES! OPTIONS FOR NEXT TURN:
FLEE////CONTINUE

NIGHTMARE FOXY tumbles into the room, exhausted. Prior to the bout of unconsciousness leading to him being placed here, he hadn't slept in weeks. He was most definitely an INSOMNIAC. Afraid of NIGHTMARES, perhaps.

NIGHTMARE FOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 5

(As an INSOMNIAC, you gain a +2 bonus to both DEFENSE and MAGIC, as well as a +1 bonus to LUCK. You need it to survive, with your sleeping habits.)

LUKIA, you SOMEHOW light the WATERLOGGED OAK WOOD. The room lights up. (5)

The room is, well, kind of a mess. There's a broken coffee table in the center of the room, the tabletop upside-down on the floor and the legs scattered around it like attendees to its funeral. The walls are messy, patchy. They seem cobbled together and almost as if they lean it toward the ceiling oppressively, threatening to suffocate you. There is a door in the room, but it is closed. It is also made of wood, but you get the feeling you couldn't burn it down. A pillar in the center of the room, made entirely of dirt, stacks up to the ceiling. It is packed tightly. There is a window (by which DRIVETHRU WHALE is standing) with a brick wall behind it. You can safely assume you are underground. The ceiling looks to be made of solid concrete. Each player can tell that there are things to this room that you have not yet PERCEIVED, but now you can at least see each other. You're all standing in quite close proximity, in fact. You had heard each other, but chalked it up to the noises of an old building for the most part. The magic slime mades a dull "thunk" noise. The spider, currently in the process of getting desperately punched at by an HERBALIST, hisses.

MATCH (1) LOST!

OH, The voice booms. The source of the voice is still not discernible. WOW, I, UH. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY SURPRISED ANY OF YOU PULLED THAT OFF. OKAY. WELL. THUS ENDS THE FIRST "CHAPTER" OF YOUR JOURNEY, I SUPPOSE. IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'LL GET YOUR BONUS SHORTLY.

What will you do?


STATS FOR CH1.6
CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 115/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

INVENTORY:
EMPTY

DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
RAT STEEL DAGGER (EQUIPPED)

LUKIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 100/100
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
BOX OF MATCHES (5)

TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 68/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
RUBBER TORCH (THAT MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A TORCH)
USABLE SOMETHING

MATTIAS:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 84/86
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
VINE SWORD OF HERBLORE


TAIGA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 8

INVENTORY:
GOLD (52)

NIGHTMARE FOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 5

PETS:
COPPER SLIME (UNNAMED):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA:4
LUCK: 6
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby DriveThru Whale » 16 Mar 2017, 20:09

I'm gonna join cabbage in giving the chippety choppety to the spider, maybe I can get some loot or something.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Teh epic dude » 16 Mar 2017, 20:10

I ask Taiga if he would like to join me in trying not to die.
I won the Neko of the year award. How do you give someone an award for doing nothing? I'm not complaining, I just don't want it to be held in public, I just wanna sleep.

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 16 Mar 2017, 23:00

I scavenge for small items that could be of use.
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby TheOneAndOnlyCabbage » 17 Mar 2017, 16:25

I continue to wrestle with the hostile pholcus, and gladly accept any offered assistance.

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CHAPTER 1, PART 7: I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS AND SNAKES (AND THAT AIN'T WHAT IT TAKES TO LOVE ME)

Postby Foopzheart » 29 Mar 2017, 06:59

CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 7: I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS AND SNAKES (AND THAT AIN'T WHAT IT TAKES TO LOVE ME)
DRIVETHRU WHALE, you attempt to help CABBAGE with their battle, but at the last second the spider hisses at you. For some reason, this utterly terrifies you. You back away, as does your COPPER SLIME. (3, 2)

TED, you ask TAIGA for an alliance. They do not respond, and this does not count as an action, but staying put and doing nothing has for once paid off. You gain JUST SORT OF STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY EXP.
+6 XP!

LUKIA, you scavenge for SMALL items that may be of USE. You find nothing, and, in the process, somehow lose a match.
-1 MATCH!

CABBAGE, COMBAT continues with PHOLCUS.


CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 117/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

VERSUS

PHOLCUS:
LEVEL: 0
HEALTH: 21/45
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 2

MELEE CHECK! PHOLCUS WIN! CABBAGE TAKES 3 DMG!
RANGE CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! PHOLCUS TAKES 1 DMG!
MAGIC CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! PHOLCUS TAKES 2 DMG!
DEFENSE CHECK! CABBAGE WIN! DAMAGE DEALT 1.5x!
LUCK ROLL! FAILURE!

CABBAGE: 114/120
PHOLCUS: 12/45


COMBAT CONTINUES! OPTIONS FOR NEXT TURN:
FLEE////CONTINUE


STATS FOR CH1.7
CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 114/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

INVENTORY:
EMPTY

DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
RAT STEEL DAGGER (EQUIPPED)

LUKIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 100/100
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
BOX OF MATCHES (4)

TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 6/20
HEALTH: 68/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
RUBBER TORCH (THAT MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A TORCH)
USABLE SOMETHING

MATTIAS:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 84/86
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
VINE SWORD OF HERBLORE


TAIGA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 8

INVENTORY:
GOLD (52)

NIGHTMARE FOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 5

INVENTORY:
INVENTORY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ORY

PETS:
COPPER SLIME (UNNAMED):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA:4
LUCK: 6


IMPORTANT NOTE: I WILL BE UPDATING WHENEVER POSSIBLE BUT HOPEFULLY EVERY THREE DAYS FROM NOW ON. I WILL NOT BE WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE THEIR ACTIONS. THE LONGER YOU ARE INACTIVE, THE HIGHER YOUR CHANCES OF "SUDDENLY DYING". STAY TUNED.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby TheOneAndOnlyCabbage » 29 Mar 2017, 18:48

Unsurprisingly, I continue to batter the Pholcus, since I've nothing to give it in the way of a peace offering. (Besides my limbs, of course, but that isn't happening.)

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby DriveThru Whale » 29 Mar 2017, 19:04

Slimie, you don't have to take that from some punk-ass spider. Now get back in there and die for daddy. And maybe steal some loot while you're at it.

Meanwhile, I want to summon something other than a slime for a change. Perhaps a nice equip item, or something that will give me experience.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 30 Mar 2017, 21:10

I become jealous of everyone else's companions and attempt to find one. Perhaps a flame friend.
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"

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CHAPTER 1, PART 8: THIS TIME

Postby Foopzheart » 01 Apr 2017, 20:56

chapter 1: part 8: this
drivethur wale die

luki.....go boom


CABBA? DEAD!

spider wins
gome home

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