Whale's Nonsensical Stories

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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby DriveThru Whale » 18 Nov 2015, 19:22

Yet again, this story was paid for by FWG Leader. I appreciate the cashflow, man.

At parties all the time
No one ever talks to me
It's weird though
People always hang out with me
All around me, they have conversations
They know I'm there, but they never include me
I try to be nice and even hold their drinks or whatever when they need it
No one shows appreciation
I've even been vomited on several times
Am I really that forgettable?
I just end up watching tv at every party
Sometimes girls get too intoxicated and cry about their problems while I listen
Try to comfort them as much as possible
I get no response
I don't even know why I stick around
I can barely manage a squeak when I talk to people
Weighed down by friend's problems or them having fun in front of me
Paralyzed by fear of losing my friends
Everyone uses
I hear talking of them planning to replace
Oh btw I'm a couch
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 19 Nov 2015, 03:25

hmmm a sad tale... I hope it's not reflecting ur reality...

you've moved away from ur nonsensical tales...
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 14 Dec 2015, 23:30

write me another story. Insanity please... payment on the way.
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby DriveThru Whale » 16 Dec 2015, 03:16

This story was paid for by FWG Leader, my official ATM for fr00k$. Hack up millions of money so I can buy a damn tank already.

Be me
Vacationing at my uncle's ranch in California
Looking forward to the vacation, gonna have a good time
Tried of living in Georgia because of all the rainy cloudy weather recently
Nobody cared about me there anyway, not even someone to bully me
Uncle needs help herding cattle so he gave me a horse
Didn't know what to call the horse so I just named it horse
Wasn't important anyway
So me and my uncle were herding cattle
One of the cows runs off into the desert and I have to get it back
Uncle leaves with the main group
I tie a rope around the cow and take it back with me
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you cant remember your name
For there ain't no one for to give you no pain
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 16 Dec 2015, 04:14

another very speshool story/poem thing. nice going...
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 18 Dec 2015, 21:14

custom story or poem, please with the bugblatter beast of traal and frook in it.

thankyou
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby DriveThru Whale » 18 Dec 2015, 21:27

FWG Leader again, bringing the cash flow, much appreciated

Sitting in kitchen eating Cheerios at 3am
Forget where i am.
Suddenly notice incoming call on spoon
I answer it, it's Bill Murray, he needs me to come over asap to 
help him get the aquatic bear out of his koi pond
Spoon was my hand the whole time
On the way to retrieve fishing pole to get the bear out of the pond
Suddenly a wild gumball machine appears
I'm trapped in the gumball machine
Try to flex my robotic bear arms to release myself from this prison
I'm out of gas, close but no cigar, chump.
seconds later, I'm in the shower, going number 1 on my own face upside down
Finally make it to the koi pond, Bill Murray is wearing
a nice suit made of electricity and glitter.
Scorpions pouring from his eyes.
"Thanks bud, i'm glad we're such good pals"
say "Thanks Bill Murray, I love your movies so much"
He pushes me into the koi pond and runs away laughing
Bear turns to dust, I start laughing too
Neighbor comes out to investigate the noise
and sees me in his swimming pool with a hammer
and a toaster. I was going to throw the toaster in the pool to electrocute the bear, then beat him to death with the hammer
We were actually watching pawn stars reruns the whole time
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 19 Dec 2015, 07:37

DriveThru Whale wrote:FWG Leader again, bringing the cash flow, much appreciated

Sitting in kitchen eating Cheerios at 3am
Forget where i am.
Suddenly notice incoming call on spoon
I answer it, it's Bill Murray, he needs me to come over asap to 
help him get the aquatic bear out of his koi pond
Spoon was my hand the whole time
On the way to retrieve fishing pole to get the bear out of the pond
Suddenly a wild gumball machine appears
I'm trapped in the gumball machine
Try to flex my robotic bear arms to release myself from this prison
I'm out of gas, close but no cigar, chump.
seconds later, I'm in the shower, going number 1 on my own face upside down
Finally make it to the koi pond, Bill Murray is wearing
a nice suit made of electricity and glitter.
Scorpions pouring from his eyes.
"Thanks bud, i'm glad we're such good pals"
say "Thanks Bill Murray, I love your movies so much"
He pushes me into the koi pond and runs away laughing
Bear turns to dust, I start laughing too
Neighbor comes out to investigate the noise
and sees me in his swimming pool with a hammer
and a toaster. I was going to throw the toaster in the pool to electrocute the bear, then beat him to death with the hammer
We were actually watching pawn stars reruns the whole time
Spiders everywhere


thanks for producing something ultra weird for me... :)
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby Dr Frook » 24 Dec 2015, 21:25

another story please!

payment on the way... make it xmassy
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Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories

Postby DriveThru Whale » 24 Dec 2015, 21:40

I did this one because I felt like it. I'm an absolute madman.

Joining the Army
Enter the building
They say thanks
Fun, this is going to be fun
U can't join, lol
Erm, pretty sure I can
Lol, checked, yes I can
"Can you?"
And I say yes
"No, you can't join"
Thanks for your offer
My country means a lot to me
Everyone loves me
Lol
They try to stop me from joining the army
Suddenly
The general walks in
Everyone loves you general
Everyone adores you general
Lol
Because
Everyone in America
America
M'urica
Suddenly he walks up to me and tells me to read the first letter of every line.
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