Re: Whale's Nonsensical Stories
Posted: 08 Feb 2017, 20:44
I just sent u money, I wants a story too!
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DriveThru Whale wrote:Sup peeps got a story for yas, donated by TG007
Dress up as a plague doctor
Walk to nearby McDonald's
Enter, walk to counter
Hot blond girl turns around and screams
Put on deep voice
"DO NOT BE AFRAID, MY CHILD"
Wave arms, leap onto counter
Kick over register and charity jar
Raise hands into air
"PURRRIFFYYY"
manager storms in, he looks mad
Moonwalk along counter
Kick fat kid's Shamrock Shake from hands
"You are fat, you need not this"
Tip hat to manager and leap from counter
Head to the door, see hot chick I went to high school with
She has medium fries, is staring with gaping jaw
Sprint toward her
Grab fries, slap her
Manager shouts, tries to grab my hat
Spin around and slap him across the face
"UNHAND ME, WAGESLAVE"
Sparta kick the door
Leave the store
Walk the dinosaur
Two weeks later, I go to the same McDonald's, see a "No Dogs Allowed" sign on the door
Manager crossed out "Dogs" and replaced it with "Plague Doctors"
See two cops inside the seating area
Order a chicken biscuit and a caramel frappe and walk out
Lel