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Flobba Loans

Postby Flobalob » 09 May 2016, 20:05

Are you low on Fr00k$? Lost a bet and can't afford to pay up? Need a few more for that one item you really want from the store? You've come to the right place!

At Flobba Loans, we're here to provide you with the Fr00k$ you don't have, so you can go partying without worrying about whether you can afford it.

We're reasonable people. We understand that those who borrow more may need longer to pay it back, so we offer a range of repayment offers and lengths.

Our standard, global interest rate is JUST 10% monthly (plus $10 service charge)! That's 5843% less than that of real-world Wonga! With prices like that, you can't afford NOT to take a loan!

If you're interested in taking a loan from Flobba Loans, please reply to this thread or PM us with a Fr00k$ amount and preferred length of repayment time. Please bear in mind, it's in everyone's interests that you pay back as quickly as possible.

Flobba Loans is a trademark of Flobba Industries PLC. We reserve the right to recall loans at a months' notice. Unlawful use of Flobba branding will result in legal action.
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Re: Flobba Loans

Postby Rainshard » 10 May 2016, 16:57

Pfffft you're not a PLC.

Under the False Claims Act I shall be reporting you for fraud. Good day.
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Re: Flobba Loans

Postby DriveThru Whale » 15 Jan 2017, 03:37

:twisted: PUT EM' UP DIRTBAGS, THIS IS A STICKUP! I WANT $1000 IN CLEAN UNMARKED FROOK$, OR RAINSHARD GETS IT!
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