DriveThru Whale's Debt Buying & Collection Service

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DriveThru Whale's Debt Buying & Collection Service

Postby DriveThru Whale » 15 Jan 2017, 05:04

Good afternoon, or morning, or whatever time you're reading this. Have a debt that's past due? Too lazy to collect it yourself? Or maybe you want some quick cash for whatever reason? Here at our debt buying service, we collect your delinquent, seriously delinquent, and defaulted loans, and you get cash for anything you want! All you do is sign a waiver relinquishing your right to us to collect Frook$ from someone, in exchange for 10% face value to be paid out instantly! So what are you waiting for? Join now, and get those problems off your back today!
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DriveThru Whale
FWG Earl
Posts: 314
Joined: 09 Apr 2013, 02:46

Re: DriveThru Whale's Debt Buying & Collection Service

Postby DriveThru Whale » 15 Jan 2017, 06:39

DISCLAIMER

DriveThru Whale reserves the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. Fraudulent debt sales can and will be subject to repossession of assets, including but not limited to:

-Frook$
-objects purchased at FWG Shop
-titles
-ranks
-moderator and administrative privileges
-livestock
-awards and trophies

Use at your own discretion. All rights reserved. Results may vary.
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