Lifehacks by DTW

Have a cool skill or service that you can do for others? Offer it here for Fr00k$!
DriveThru Whale
FWG Earl
Posts: 311
Joined: 09 Apr 2013, 02:46
Fr00k$: 18.90

Lifehacks by DTW

Postby DriveThru Whale » 20 Oct 2015, 05:33

Do you want to do random stuff you didn't even think you could do before?

NOW YOU CAN.

Introducing Lifehacks by DTW. For the meager price of 5 fr00k$, you too can:

Grill a steak
Learn how to sleep only 2 hours a day
Catch a mouse
Hide important or embarrassing files
And many, many more.

Sign up today!
Image LOUDEST 2015, 2017

DriveThru Whale
FWG Earl
Posts: 311
Joined: 09 Apr 2013, 02:46
Fr00k$: 18.90

Re: Lifehacks by DTW

Postby DriveThru Whale » 20 Oct 2015, 05:42

Because I'm a nice guy, and I don't want to pay a restaurant bill that has a comma in it, I'm going to give this one out for free.

CHEDDAR ********** BAY BISCUITS

What you need

4 cups baking mix
1 1/3 cups water
4 oz. shredded sharp cheddar

MIX UNTIL AS FIRM AS YOUR RESOLVE
An ice cream scoop (preferably with a lever) will be helpful, because the dough will be quite sticky
Space evenly on tray
Bake @ 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes

Meanwhile, combine

1/2 cup of melted butter
1/8 tsp garlic powder
1/8 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp chopped parsley
1/8 tsp salt
ground black pepper to taste

Brush the biscuits as they come out of the oven

EAT MY BISCUITS, RED LOBSTER
Image LOUDEST 2015, 2017

User avatar
Rainshard
FWG God
Posts: 1955
Joined: 29 Aug 2011, 12:48
Fr00k$: 412.60
Location: Haha, nice try FBI

Re: Lifehacks by DTW

Postby Rainshard » 20 Oct 2015, 17:40

Can I get one sentence life hacks for a Frook?
2015 dad
2016 most likely to be a meme.


Return to “Service Road!”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest