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Lifehacks by DTW

Posted: 20 Oct 2015, 05:33
by DriveThru Whale
Do you want to do random stuff you didn't even think you could do before?

NOW YOU CAN.

Introducing Lifehacks by DTW. For the meager price of 5 fr00k$, you too can:

Grill a steak
Learn how to sleep only 2 hours a day
Catch a mouse
Hide important or embarrassing files
And many, many more.

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Re: Lifehacks by DTW

Posted: 20 Oct 2015, 05:42
by DriveThru Whale
Because I'm a nice guy, and I don't want to pay a restaurant bill that has a comma in it, I'm going to give this one out for free.

CHEDDAR ********** BAY BISCUITS

What you need

4 cups baking mix
1 1/3 cups water
4 oz. shredded sharp cheddar

MIX UNTIL AS FIRM AS YOUR RESOLVE
An ice cream scoop (preferably with a lever) will be helpful, because the dough will be quite sticky
Space evenly on tray
Bake @ 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes

Meanwhile, combine

1/2 cup of melted butter
1/8 tsp garlic powder
1/8 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp chopped parsley
1/8 tsp salt
ground black pepper to taste

Brush the biscuits as they come out of the oven

EAT MY BISCUITS, RED LOBSTER

Re: Lifehacks by DTW

Posted: 20 Oct 2015, 17:40
by Rainshard
Can I get one sentence life hacks for a Frook?