Organic food threat

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I probably should have put this in the serious topic section...

It turns out our war against a disease worse than death is a two sided one. We've long known the poison that vaccines spread through our children's bodies, and with great effort, we've successfully achieved vaccination rates lower than South Sudan's in many neighborhoods.

But how could we have known that the foods our very own expert homeopathic gurus and alternative medicine masters have long touted as a necessary supplement turned out to be tainted with the autism virus as well?

[Shadowstar1922]

I'm pretty sure autism is not a virus, it's a genetic mutation.

Organic food is healthy for you, it's normal food. It's only been a recent thing that hormone grown foods have becoming big in the world. So, to say autism can relate to a empire's economic sale of organic foods is beyond me.

And, I've read in an article(too lazy to look it up and it's been a bit) that stated that autism and other mental defects can be related to the amount of technological and intellectual advancements humanity has reached over the past decades. They stated that the sudden spark of knowledge of the common man and woman was too fast for the brain and that for some, it can cause mutations in cell division, thus causing a long, routed change of dna to later down the generations, cause mutations.

I'll look into it later, though.

But eating healthy, or eating healthy foods does not cause autism.


EDIT: and neither does vaccines. Don't be an idiot, educate yourself. Vaccines have never caused autism.

[Foopzheart]

This is a joke, right, M?

[peregrine]

M, I hope you're not serious. I have autism, and it's not a virus. It's a genetic disorder. People are born with it. Things like this hit home for me.

[Boxorino]

please tell me you're joking and that you're going to write a formal apology for ever making this post.

[Excalibur]

this is why everyone should go to whole foods.

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People, do you really think I'm this stupid?

This is satirical anti-vaccer criticism.

[Foopzheart]

People, do you really think I'm this stupid?

This is satirical anti-vaccer criticism.

I assumed so, just wanted to be sure. Obviously people can't really read satire well.

[Avereeni]

oh my god i was so shocked but now i realize

[Shadowstar1922]

People, do you really think I'm this stupid?

This is satirical anti-vaccer criticism.

I assumed so, just wanted to be sure. Obviously people can't really read satire well.

Well, when you do political satire in an environment filled with satire, then people understand it and get it and laugh.

When you don't, people take you seriously.