Funny Creepypasta

[Walking Zombee]

Dont worry kiddies, don't get scared, these are the funny creepypastas, so dumb, it's funny. My favorite. "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" So it goes a little like...(complete c/p)


---WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE BUTT DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU POOPED WILL BE PAINFUL.---

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT


You like that? Have another: "WHO WAS PHONE?"


So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Boxorino]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[Sugilite-Rocks]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

PHONE WAS I-G-G-Y

[Walking Zombee]

Guys dis is legit the scarriest creepypata

THIS IS TEH BEST PASTA ON THE WHOLE WIKEY. DON'T READ TEH REST BECAUSE TEH REST IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS, SCIENTIFIC STUDIESS PR00FED THIS!!! THIS IS TRUE!!!!

I ASSUME THAT U DONT READ TEH REST OF TEH WIKI BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS STORY WITH ALL TEH BL00D. MY SCIENTIFIC STUDIE PR00F'D IT! LOL ROLF
— Dr. James Leeward, Professor for Pastarology, Oxford


AFTER READING THIS I WAS SCARRIED. VERY VERY SCARRIED AND I BLOODED LOTS.
— A reader.
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Teh day of all teh blod

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

[Lost Silver]

Okkkaaaaay....

[Boxorino]

these r 2 spooky

[Nudu]

U still there watching television, a horror movie (let's say CHUCKY) and home alone. Itz already 11 p.m. The movie ends and u start climbing the staircase to ur room and from the corner of u see a shadow run, u turn around and suddenly the lights go off. You hear an evil childish giggle. It seems to be echoing completely from everywhere. U feel a warm breathe behind u, U slowly turn around. U start screaming. The lights come on and u are sprawled on the floor in a pool of blood and ur mind goes black!