Your earliest memory of school

[Dr Frook]

3 things I remember clearly

- sitting in a dark classroom with two other girls next to me
- wanting to go out every 5 minutes and eat the lunch my mum made me
- being infatuated with a blonde chick in my class...

all this is basically the first few days of school... I never went to preschool, so going to normal school came as a shock to me...

[Foopzheart]

1. some kid ate the crayons.
2. i did not like that kid, he ate my crayons
3. he also ate my macaroni. the raw macaroni for the macaroni art. what a jerk.
4. anyway about 10 minutes later he threw up rainbow macaroni
5. karma is a bugblatter beast, isn't she

[Icamenal]

Unfortunately, I remember too much from my preschool music class.
1. I didn't like the teacher. Don't ask why, I just didn't like him.
2. There was this children's toy cooking set in that room, and I wanted to go over there and play with it, but it was always dominated by the girls.
3. I finally went over there and everyone laughed at me.
4. We had to make fruit loop necklaces, and I hated fruit loops. They're so sweet, and so awful their name doesn't even deserve to be capitalized. My hands got sticky from them, too.
5. I hated the smell of them, and I puked. The rest of the day, I wasn't feeling well.
6. All the children avoided me: I was the child who played with the girls and puked.
No wonder I don't have any friends: Everyone has told eveyone else about the time I traumatized them on their first day of school.

[Rainshard]

1. I couldn't speak english so I was that kid who was alone
2. There was this book about a submarine and on each page the submarine sank more and more and it showed the change in the submarine.

[pudingeX]

1. Biting off the eraser on my pencil
2. Biting off the eraser on my pencil
3. Biting off the eraser on my pencil
4. Biting off the eraser on my pencil
5. Biting off the eraser on my pencil

[nyanftw]

- sitting in a dark classroom with two other girls next to me

two OTHER girls

i knew you were pretending all along to be a guy

[Rainshard]

- sitting in a dark classroom with two other girls next to me

two OTHER girls

i knew you were pretending all along to be a guy

I have been thinking that since 2012!

[lineskis]

1. First day of grade 1 (I was too boss for kindergarten) i brought my stuffed horse and i cried when my mum had to go, which is odd because i was normally a pretty independent kid -shoulder shrug-
2. Learning how to write my letter home, and i didn't know how spaces work so teacher lady (Mrs.Thomas i think) had to teach me spaces...I had a fuzzy pencil?
3. trying to kiss this little blonde boy with glasses that i thought looked like stewart little.
4.Finding out i was a dyslexic little bean.

[wolves rock]

I remember sitting on a geography map rug of the US lol and my teacher. I don't have very specific earliest memories, they're all jumbled up in one big mess

[TheKingsHills]

1. Getting made in kindergarden breaking a crayon in half and halfing to change my color to purple(or navy blue).
2. One time my mom was asleep and didn't come to pick me up from the bus stop so the bus driver didn't want me walking down the road. He had me stay on the bus and ride the entire route. It was fun though, I had this little whistle so my friends and I would hop into the emergency exit thingy every time I blew into it. It was the best game ever.
3. I remember this suuuuuper cute girl on my bus. Her name was Jenna, blonde hair glasses, sorta nerdy but super cute <3
4. I had this little lunchbox that my mom would give me for lunch. It was always some type of japanese food. My own bento essentially
5. I was friend with everyone back then. And me best friend at the time Thomas. Called me squeakus cause during recess I'd make squeak noises. I was sorta a pet o.o lol and Thomas started dating this girl named Sarah. And I was all like "You're stealing my best friend from me Sarah." xD he eventually moved away and I've never heard from him since .-.
6. My next best friend like Ladybugs. I still have a slight crush on her.
7. The other best friend gave me an old webkinz. We named it precious priceless pesky. I still have that cat somewhere...I need to find it. I miss it </3 I also had a crush on this chick. Contacted her on fb like 2 year ago after what...7 years of no contact? she's turned out to be extremely attractive and said that she had a crush on me a loooong time ago. Sigh. Moving sucks :/