Mr.Pig and Mr.Dog

Talk about anything and everything. Try not to kill each other!
User avatar
TheKingsHills
FWG King
Posts: 659
Joined: 03 Apr 2011, 02:11

Mr.Pig and Mr.Dog

Postby TheKingsHills » 28 Mar 2015, 01:22

Do you guys see what's wrong with this story?

Mr. Pig and Mr. Dog were hanging out at the food court of the animal shopping mall. Mr. Pig was eating a huge feast of pizza and drinking a large jug of fruit punch and Mr. Dog was watching him eat.
“Hey, Mr. Pig. If you give me a slice of your pizza, I’ll let you have the next bone I find.”
Mr. Pig declined, even though it hurt his stomach to eat the last three slices of pizza.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Dog,” Mr. Pig said, “but I paid for this pizza and it’s all mine.”
Mr. Dog sighed and waited for Mr. Pig to finish, and then they left the animal mall together.
On the way out, a hunter spotted them and gave chase. Mr. Pig normally could have escaped the hunter but since he was weighed down by such a large meal, Mr. Pig collapsed and the hunter killed him. Mr. Dog easily escaped.
Later that night while returning to the scene, Mr. Dog caught the scent of something delicious and began digging around a trash can. He found a large ham bone with lots of meat and marrow still stuck to the bone. Mr. Dog happily ate.

User avatar
Foopzheart
SKREEEEEEEE
Posts: 3696
Joined: 26 Jun 2010, 22:36
Location: SKREEEEE
Contact:

Re: Mr.Pig and Mr.Dog

Postby Foopzheart » 28 Mar 2015, 01:24

Mr. Dog ate Mr. Pig.
vaguely present
Image
SKREEE SKREEEEEE SKREEEEEEEEE


Return to “General Chat”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 27 guests