summer comedy competition [winners announced!!]

[Minana]

Where should a dog go after losing its tail?

The retail store

[Demitri]

SO the Japanese god Raijin looks over to Susanoo and says ' Have you seen Amaterasu? I think she's Electro-cute' He then said ' I didn't notice at first but then it Struck me while brain Storming

[Wasabi]

Waiter there is a fly in my soup.

Don't worry the spider on the bread rolls will get it.

[Lamb]

A B C D E G J K L M N O Q S U V W X Y Z

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[Wasabi]

A B C D E G J K L M N O Q S U V W X Y Z

FHIPRT?

[Tycoon]

keep getting your entries in !! there's less than three days left !!

[Icamenal]

So here's the scenario:
Eve hates fruit. Adam gives Eve a banana. Eve asks him, "Why'd you give me a banana? You know i hate fruit."
And Adam says, "I thought you'd find it aPEELing."

I have no life. ;-;

[Dr Frook]

Here's one for the more mathematical minded out there:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting coefficient of friction.

Interrupting coefficien--

Mu!!

[Dr Frook]

and here's one for chemically minded out there

Hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says to the barman:

"Have you seen an electron? I've lost mine"

Barman:"You sure?"

H.A.: "I'm positive"

[Dr Frook]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’