whats better than a dead baby?
a garbage can of dead babies
whats better than that?
the one on the bottom is still alive
whats better than that?
he has to eat his way out
whats better than that?
he goes back for seconds
whats better than that?
batting its head off with a shovel
whats better than that?
your buddy next you has a shotgun
you yell pull ;D
Dead baby jokes…
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How thin can a baby get?
determines how much it can handle the Torture.
determines how much it can handle the Torture.
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danny wrote:whats better than a dead baby?
a garbage can of dead babies
whats better than that?
the one on the bottom is still alive
whats better than that?
he has to eat his way out
whats better than that?
he goes back for seconds
whats better than that?
batting its head off with a shovel
whats better than that?
your buddy next you has a shotgun
you yell pull ;D
THA'S FREAKING AWSHUM AND SICK XDD
My friend Alex told that to my Science teacher XD
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You are sick and twisted people. 
Just some guy who used to come here a lot.
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Discord: pablo#3067
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Re: Dead baby jokes…
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
none he would be too busy eating babies
whats more fun than throwing babies off a porch?
listening to them scream as you use a snowblower
(i think this still counts as a dead baby joke...)
whats red homesick and crawling up your leg?
an abortion
how many babies fit in one trash can?
4.5-6 ._.
what do you call a dead baby that you kicked too hard?
shoes
whats more fun than kicking a baby?
hearing it scream
whats more fun than that?
cutting off its lips and tonge so it stops
whats more fun than that?
squeezing lemmons on it
yes i do have a sick and twisted mind.....
none he would be too busy eating babies
whats more fun than throwing babies off a porch?
listening to them scream as you use a snowblower
(i think this still counts as a dead baby joke...)
whats red homesick and crawling up your leg?
an abortion
how many babies fit in one trash can?
4.5-6 ._.
what do you call a dead baby that you kicked too hard?
shoes
whats more fun than kicking a baby?
hearing it scream
whats more fun than that?
cutting off its lips and tonge so it stops
whats more fun than that?
squeezing lemmons on it
yes i do have a sick and twisted mind.....
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Shadowstar1922 wrote:Josh, your are horrible XD
whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a rope?
stopping it with a pitchfork
what is the difference between bowling balls and a dead baby?
you cant unload owling balls with a pitchfork
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I told all the peeps in my class these they think im sadistic and creepy now
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what is worse than eating a poorly seasoned baby?
you forgot to remove the razors you fed it
you forgot to remove the razors you fed it
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