Your cheesiest pick up lines

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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby 16hockjo » 31 Jul 2012, 18:35

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together."
"That's a nice outfit you're wearin', it'd look even better on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
"Is your dry cleaner a mirror? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby 123 » 09 Aug 2012, 22:02

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice :)
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Mr_Valentine » 12 Aug 2012, 07:17

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

Bond...James Bond.
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Dr Frook » 13 Aug 2012, 07:51

this is my favorite one

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby 123 » 13 Aug 2012, 13:01

FWG Leader wrote:this is my favorite one

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?



i think i just peed myself :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Lamb » 13 Aug 2012, 18:15

FWG Leader wrote:this is my favorite one

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Im gonna use this one
I've lost my pieces.

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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Comrade » 14 Aug 2012, 00:24

Girl is your dad a terrorist Cuz You Da Bomb.
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Mr_Valentine » 15 Aug 2012, 23:44

FWG Leader wrote:this is my favorite one

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

:o ... XD the best!
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby mycatisweird » 16 Aug 2012, 01:20

Hi there. are you a white castle? cuz i'm craving you baby :D :D :lol: :lol:
Making music is nice and everything alrite but im telling you mane you gotta get out the game and come sit down with the wonder of life and the strife that i've been through. 9th wonder is the arm to come to
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Re: Your cheesiest pick up lines

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 19 Aug 2012, 13:00

~I made this up~


Girl,that's a nice Porsche your riding,but I bet I can ride you better.


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