The Joke Place

[RockieAndMateo]

Another one !..

Lady goes to Welfare office,

She has to name all of her kids on paper.

All of their names are D'Anthony.

Employee asks, "You're supposed to name all of your kids."

Lady says, "I did. Named all 10 of them."

Employee says, "Then how do you call them?"

Lady says, "By their last names."

O.O

I don't get it, but it made my older siblings laugh. O.o

Glad they enjoyed it ! xD It means , the lady has had a lot of boyfriends o.o

[RockieAndMateo]

Sorry guys, just realized I was double posting.
KEEP THE JOKES COMING!

Click 'quote' to reply (: But it only takes 3 of them .

[Percyception]

Hmm....
Time to take this to the NEXT LEVEL.
Post RIDDLES here too! >:D

[pudingeX]

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms.

"Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!"

"No," she cries, "It's too far!"

"I play football. I can catch him!"

The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and tosses it down to the street.

Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.

[Percyception]

Lol nice Pudinge.

I got this one:

How do you wake Lady Ga Ga up?

You P-P-P-Poke her face.

[Percyception]

>.>
<.<
Welp. I have another one.

Why'd the cactus cross the road?

Because it was stuck on the chicken's hindquarters.

[Mewtwo Power]

What happened to the man who slept under his car?

He woke up very oily in the morning.

[Mewtwo Power]

A man rushed inside a room, jumped of the doctor's back and started counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...........

Doctor: Hold it! What are you doing?!

Man: Well, they did say I could count on you.

[pudingeX]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

cuz he's being chased by a fox, that's why.

[Boxorino]

*posts a picture of my face here*