One wish and then death.

[Excalibur]

I wish that the all computers would display my name.

[pudingeX]

Wish for someone's wish to come true.

[Tycoon]

i would wish that i wouldn't die

that is such a waste of a wish, you could wish to do anything, and yours is to keep living, how original

I'd wish for that

I would wish that i couldn't die until i did something impossible-to-do, and that i had as many wishes as i needed until i did it
then procrastinate doing it for sixty-eight millenia

[Master of Pie]

i would wish that i wouldn't die

If you're just going to wish for that, why even wish in the first place? The results would be the same, but you would still have your wish.

[The Divine Potato]

i would wish that i wouldn't die

If you're just going to wish for that, why even wish in the first place? The results would be the same, but you would still have your wish.

Saying that I'd wish for an unlimited ammount of wishes that I could use, along with under the same wish that my time of death be extended to half an hour, then my first wish then would be eternal life and youth

Then I'd make the world in my image, under my rule

[Boxorino]

I wish I could cuddle with every one of my closest internet friends!

[Shadowstar1922]

For world peace to be a permanent event and for the UN to actually do their job. Doing it once in a while doesn't cut it.

[Master of Pie]

i would wish that i wouldn't die

If you're just going to wish for that, why even wish in the first place? The results would be the same, but you would still have your wish.

Saying that I'd wish for an unlimited ammount of wishes that I could use, along with under the same wish that my time of death be extended to half an hour, then my first wish then would be eternal life and youth

Then I'd make the world in my image, under my rule

Except that would count as 2 wishes, not one... You can only wish for one thing; you can't force multiple unrelated things into one wish.

[The Divine Potato]

i would wish that i wouldn't die

If you're just going to wish for that, why even wish in the first place? The results would be the same, but you would still have your wish.

Saying that I'd wish for an unlimited ammount of wishes that I could use, along with under the same wish that my time of death be extended to half an hour, then my first wish then would be eternal life and youth

Then I'd make the world in my image, under my rule

Except that would count as 2 wishes, not one... You can only wish for one thing; you can't force multiple unrelated things into one wish.

Who made you the genie who decides rules on wishes?

[Lamb]

I wish I could cuddle with every one of my closest internet friends!

Nice song
"Internet Friends"

For world peace to be a permanent event and for the UN to actually do their job. Doing it once in a while doesn't cut it.

o-o I wonder how that would actually be.