Dr. Foop's Advice Stand

[Percyception]

Dear Dr. Foop,

I can't stop watching Youtube! I don't understand why I keep watching it, it goes from one video to hundreds. I think it might be Youtubeaddictithosis. Please help!

[Foopzheart]

Dear Dr. Foop,

I can't stop watching Youtube! I don't understand why I keep watching it, it goes from one video to hundreds. I think it might be Youtubeaddictithosis. Please help!

Calm down, calm down. If you have any of the following symptoms:

1. Bloodshot eyes
2. Lack of sleep (because of YouTube)
3. Link as your profile picture
4. A name that ends in "cy"
5. Failing organs
6. Dysentery
7. Immune System failure
8. Death

You MAY have Youtubaddictithositis, a more rare form of Youtubeaddictithosis. But it's okay! Go see a surgeon and they will remove your Funnybone, which activates your Laughometer upon seeing a YouTube video. Good luck, Percy!

-Dr Foop (I quite like that, more than Foopy)

[dEAR_cHILD]

Dr.Foop

I have become an internet cat, with a large amount of furballs mixed with cbox nonsense I fear death!

[Foopzheart]

Dr.Foop

I have become an internet cat, with a large amount of furballs mixed with cbox nonsense I fear death!

It is okay. Jumbles of letters in your furballs are a common symptom when this big change happens--And it happens to all of us, at a certain age. Just wait it out, and if you see blood in the furballs, see a licensed doctor.

-Dr. Foop

[Angel]

Well you see Doc... It all started on January 31st when I got my first ever speeding ticket. Ever since then I've been careful to watch my speed, but today as I was driving to school I accidentally ran a red light not realizing I was far enough back that I could have stopped with out throwing my stuff off the seats...and I got pulled over... luckily the nice police man didn't give me a ticket, but I got so nervous that I kinda started to cry and then I felt ridiculous because I was crying...
Is it a sign that I am emotionally unstable? Am I going to end up in a psych ward?! What do I do Dr. Foops? WHAT DO I DOOOO!!!
~Sincerely yours
A very nervous wreck

[Father Anderson]

Oh wise foop.....
I am addicted to bath salts, and have eaten 5 people.... what do I do

[Foopzheart]

Well you see Doc... It all started on January 31st when I got my first ever speeding ticket. Ever since then I've been careful to watch my speed, but today as I was driving to school I accidentally ran a red light not realizing I was far enough back that I could have stopped with out throwing my stuff off the seats...and I got pulled over... luckily the nice police man didn't give me a ticket, but I got so nervous that I kinda started to cry and then I felt ridiculous because I was crying...
Is it a sign that I am emotionally unstable? Am I going to end up in a psych ward?! What do I do Dr. Foops? WHAT DO I DOOOO!!!
~Sincerely yours
A very nervous wreck

Don't worry, Very! Parking tickets are a part of life. So are mental breakdowns. And killing sprees, in more severe cases. Don't worry, this instability is but a phase.

-Dr. Foop

Oh wise foop.....
I am addicted to bath salts, and have eaten 5 people.... what do I do

Keep it up.

-Dr. Foop

[Lamb]

Dear Dr Foop,
It appears I will be having twins on the way, any ideas on how to feed the children? Including jobs and such would be a huge help.

Sincerely,
Young woman.

[Foopzheart]

Dear Dr Foop,
It appears I will be having twins on the way, any ideas on how to feed the children? Including jobs and such would be a huge help.

Sincerely,
Young woman.

Well, Young (pretty name), To feed the children, there are two methods. The first one, a more traditional method, is to feed the children using your, ahem, upper lady parts, to say it crudely. The other is to buy formula and mix it in warm water.

Later on, however, they will need solid food. To get this, there is also two methods. You can go to the store and buy it, or hunt it in the wild like a savage nomad.

If you choose to go to the store to get your food, I suggest getting a job. When you are a mother of two, however, you will want to make time for your children. I suggest a part-time job that pays fairly well.

-Dr. Foop

[Boxorino]

Dear Doctor Fooperz:

Is it okay to be in love with multiple people at once? What's your opinion on the matter?

Thanks,

Boxy Statler