Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Talk about anything and everything. Try not to kill each other!

hi do you like my guide thing and stuff?

YESYESYESYESYESYES I LOVE YOU PERCY
18
35%
I love this thing!
13
25%
Yes.
5
10%
Too much... randomness for my taste. Still good though.
1
2%
It's okay, I guess, but...
2
4%
Ew. This thing is pretty bad.
1
2%
Rune Factory? Seriously, bro? I barely like this.
1
2%
I don't like this at all. Why am I here.
5
10%
EW NO I HATE THIS THING IT'S SO BAD I THREW UP
6
12%
 
Total votes: 52

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Boxorino » 24 Feb 2014, 23:23

Percyception wrote:-ran in-
-someone starts playing the Piano-
This song sounds dramatic, but I'm bad at writing words. If you don't speak English... this probably sounds pretty good. You probably think I'm singing...
'bout some pretty serious stuff, but in reality I'm singing bout the lack of stuff.
I'm singing 'bout- This part's intense, and emotional. As long as... you don't understand it. Your foreign grandma... would love this song. Please send it to her, and she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the song her grandson or daughter sent her today. This song may-
-shot Percy repeatedly-
Quiet you. How'd you get out of your hole?
Sorry bout him- -shoots Percy a dirty look- the song is stuck in his head. If you'd like to hear the full thing, just search 'Dramatic Song.'
-ran away screaming-

I listened to all of the ten hour version.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 27 Feb 2014, 05:57

PERCY JUST DRANK COFFEE
WOOOOO
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
TOO LATE NOW
WOOOOOOOOOOO
THE WORLD IS SPINNING
YESSSSS
MAYBE IF
I DRINK ENOUGH COFFEE
I'LL ENTER A NEW DIMENSION
WAIT
I THINK
I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED
-puts the coffee down-
I'm switching back to Apple juice.
-walked away awkwardly-
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Boxorino » 27 Feb 2014, 15:44

Percyception wrote:PERCY JUST DRANK COFFEE
WOOOOO
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
TOO LATE NOW
WOOOOOOOOOOO
THE WORLD IS SPINNING
YESSSSS
MAYBE IF
I DRINK ENOUGH COFFEE
I'LL ENTER A NEW DIMENSION
WAIT
I THINK
I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED
-puts the coffee down-
I'm switching back to Apple juice.
-walked away awkwardly-

xD ; Drinks down the rest of your coffee and runs away. ;
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 04 Mar 2014, 06:56

Okay.
It's past midnight.
I feel like a baddddd boy.
Yes
I'm so tired, but I don't care.
I'm putting on my big boy pants tonight.
Ohhhhh yeaaahhhhh
Let's stay up and watch shows we're not supposed to watch
Then we can eat lots of sugar
And we can- ; fell asleep ;
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Mewtwo Power » 06 Mar 2014, 22:29

-runs in-
-casts a nightmare on Purceh-
-runs out-

Meanwhile, in the nightmare:
Image


For crying out loud! Mewtwo is the best, and always will be the best!

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 06 Mar 2014, 22:45

Mewtwo Power wrote:-runs in-
-casts a nightmare on Purceh-
-runs out-

Meanwhile, in the nightmare:
Image

Bloody Hell
I dropped my tablet when I saw that.
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 09 Mar 2014, 06:07

I wrote:Okay, so my cousin builds a Minecraft parkour map since he likes watching Youtubers do them. So I'm playing it, it's pretty good, and then there's a sign that says, and I quote, "plas levr her."
He's 10.
He needs to stop watching Youtube.

you're not funny
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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Mewtwo Power » 09 Mar 2014, 21:43

Percyception wrote:
Mewtwo Power wrote:-runs in-
-casts a nightmare on Purceh-
-runs out-

Meanwhile, in the nightmare:
Image

Bloody Hell
I dropped my tablet when I saw that.


Indeed, a good guy but scary.. :P


For crying out loud! Mewtwo is the best, and always will be the best!

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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 11 Mar 2014, 05:50

;deleted because Percy felt it wasn't awesome enough to be on the Guide;
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Re: Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

Postby Percyception » 20 Mar 2014, 06:33

I wrote:CRAP
I LOST MY FUNNY
AAAAHHHHHH
OH CRAAPPPPPP
I GOTTA SUMMON IT BACK
-throws exotic fruits into the fire, claps, jiggles, and does this weird dance move-
HEEEEEEHAITYETYETYETYEEEEEEEEEE
JUST HAND ME THE MURDER AXE
WHEEEEEWWWWWW
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
IT'S GONNA BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE
NOW LET'S DO THIS
YEAH
-swings murder axe-

HELPPPP MEEEE
I'LL SAVE YOU
YAY I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU TOO
LET'S GET MARRIED
I HOPE YOU LIKE DIAMONDS
I LOVE DIAMONDS

DUDE JUST DO IT
I CAN'T
YOUR SON IS WATCHING
I JUST CAN'T
COME ON MAN! YOUR WIFE IS THERE TOO
I JUST CAN'T DO IT MAN
DON'T SAY THAT. WHAT IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
WOULDN'T YOU DO AWESOME IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE
YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS HERE.

FOREVER FORECAST
WHAT THE WALL DOES THAT MEAN
...WALL...
YES. LIKE WALL.
OKAY
HI BIGFOOT.

LOOK AT THE CUTIE EMOTE
THAT'S.
...
THAT'S JUST JUMBLED TEXT.

THE FREAKING WORLD IS SPINNING
GOOD
AND PURPLE
BETTER. KEEP GOING.
NOW UPSIDE DOWN.
OKAY.
HOW IS THIS HELPING.
I DON'T KNOW. WANNA HEAR A SECRET?
OKAY.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR
-JUMPS OUT WINDOW-

IT'S JUST LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO
EXCEPT YOU AREN'T ROBBING STUFF
AND THERE AREN'T ANY CARS
SO IT'S NOTHING LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO

LOOK AT A PUPPY
NOW LOOK CLOSER
CLOSER
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ALMOST THERE
hi.

WE ALL LIKE BURRITOS,
CHEETOS AND FRITOS.
LLAMAS ARE FLUFFY,
SUDDENLY MY NOSE IS STUFFY.
I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO DO NEXT,
THIS IS AN ODD TEXT
WHY DID I SEND IT TO YOU,
OH CRAP, I WAS SUPPOSE TO SEND IT TO DREW.
KEEP READING, IF YOU'D LIKE,
SEE THAT MAN, HIS NAME IS MIKE.
THE CAR IS HOT,
THE SNOW IS NOT.
FIRE CAN BURN YOU,
LAVA CAN TOO.
DON'T JUMP INTO ROOT BEER,
BUT IT WON'T KILL YOU, SO DON'T FEAR.
IN FACT, GET UP AND DANCE,
MY DOG'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS.
THE POOL IS FULL OF GREEN STUFF,
THIS TEXT IS VERY LONG, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD ENOUGH.
I'M TALKING IN CAPS, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY,
I GUESS THATS HOW I ROLL, CUZ I'M THAT GUY.
THIS TEXT IS ODD, MAN BUT DANG IT'S COOL
I GUESS THE WRENCH WAS THE RIGHT KIND OF TOOL.
I'M OFF TO BED, THIS IS THE END.
I HAVE A PIZZA I HAVE TO ATTEND.



THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY RANDOM STUFF.
SEE YOU LATER.
EAT PLENTY OF DIRT.
SPANISH TOILET MONKEYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
BYE.
ADIOS.
CYA
CIAO.
LATER
GOODBYE.
PEACE.
;shot;

it didn't work
you're still not funny
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