Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Shadowstar1922]

CRAP
I LOST MY FUNNY
AAAAHHHHHH
OH CRAAPPPPPP
I GOTTA SUMMON IT BACK
-throws exotic fruits into the fire, claps, jiggles, and does this weird dance move-
HEEEEEEHAITYETYETYETYEEEEEEEEEE
JUST HAND ME THE MURDER AXE
WHEEEEEWWWWWW
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
IT'S GONNA BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE
NOW LET'S DO THIS
YEAH
-swings murder axe-

HELPPPP MEEEE
I'LL SAVE YOU
YAY I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU TOO
LET'S GET MARRIED
I HOPE YOU LIKE DIAMONDS
I LOVE DIAMONDS

DUDE JUST DO IT
I CAN'T
YOUR SON IS WATCHING
I JUST CAN'T
COME ON MAN! YOUR WIFE IS THERE TOO
I JUST CAN'T DO IT MAN
DON'T SAY THAT. WHAT IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
WOULDN'T YOU DO AWESOME IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE
YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS HERE.

FOREVER FORECAST
WHAT THE WALL DOES THAT MEAN
...WALL...
YES. LIKE WALL.
OKAY
HI BIGFOOT.

LOOK AT THE CUTIE EMOTE
THAT'S.
...
THAT'S JUST JUMBLED TEXT.

THE FREAKING WORLD IS SPINNING
GOOD
AND PURPLE
BETTER. KEEP GOING.
NOW UPSIDE DOWN.
OKAY.
HOW IS THIS HELPING.
I DON'T KNOW. WANNA HEAR A SECRET?
OKAY.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR
-JUMPS OUT WINDOW-

IT'S JUST LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO
EXCEPT YOU AREN'T ROBBING STUFF
AND THEY'RE AREN'T ANY CARS
SO IT'S NOTHING LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO

LOOK AT A PUPPY
NOW LOOK CLOSER
CLOSER
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ALMOST THERE
hi.

WE ALL LIKE BURRITOS,
CHEETOS AND FRITOS.
LLAMAS ARE FLUFFY,
SUDDENLY MY NOSE IS STUFFY.
I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO DO NEXT,
THIS IS AN ODD TEXT
WHY DID I SEND IT TO YOU,
OH CRAP, I WAS SUPPOSE TO SEND IT TO DREW.
KEEP READING, IF YOU'D LIKE,
SEE THAT MAN, HIS NAME IS MIKE.
THE CAR IS HOT,
THE SNOW IS NOT.
FIRE CAN BURN YOU,
LAVA CAN TOO.
DON'T JUMP INTO ROOT BEER,
BUT IT WON'T KILL YOU, SO DON'T FEAR.
IN FACT, GET UP AND DANCE,
MY DOG'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS.
THE POOL IS FULL OF GREEN STUFF,
THIS TEXT IS VERY LONG, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD ENOUGH.
I'M TALKING IN CAPS, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY,
I GUESS THATS HOW I ROLL, CUZ I'M THAT GUY.
THIS TEXT IS ODD, MAN BUT DANG IT'S COOL
I GUESS THE WRENCH WAS THE RIGHT KIND OF TOOL.
I'M OFF TO BED, THIS IS THE END.
I HAVE A PIZZA I HAVE TO ATTEND.



THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY RANDOM STUFF.
SEE YOU LATER.
EAT PLENTY OF DIRT.
SPANISH TOILET MONKEYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
BYE.
ADIOS.
CYA
CIAO.
LATER
GOODBYE.
PEACE.
;shot;

da frook did you shoot boi

[Percyception]

CRAP
I LOST MY FUNNY
AAAAHHHHHH
OH CRAAPPPPPP
I GOTTA SUMMON IT BACK
-throws exotic fruits into the fire, claps, jiggles, and does this weird dance move-
HEEEEEEHAITYETYETYETYEEEEEEEEEE
JUST HAND ME THE MURDER AXE
WHEEEEEWWWWWW
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
IT'S GONNA BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE
NOW LET'S DO THIS
YEAH
-swings murder axe-

HELPPPP MEEEE
I'LL SAVE YOU
YAY I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU TOO
LET'S GET MARRIED
I HOPE YOU LIKE DIAMONDS
I LOVE DIAMONDS

DUDE JUST DO IT
I CAN'T
YOUR SON IS WATCHING
I JUST CAN'T
COME ON MAN! YOUR WIFE IS THERE TOO
I JUST CAN'T DO IT MAN
DON'T SAY THAT. WHAT IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
WOULDN'T YOU DO AWESOME IF BRAD PITT WAS HERE
YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS HERE.

FOREVER FORECAST
WHAT THE WALL DOES THAT MEAN
...WALL...
YES. LIKE WALL.
OKAY
HI BIGFOOT.

LOOK AT THE CUTIE EMOTE
THAT'S.
...
THAT'S JUST JUMBLED TEXT.

THE FREAKING WORLD IS SPINNING
GOOD
AND PURPLE
BETTER. KEEP GOING.
NOW UPSIDE DOWN.
OKAY.
HOW IS THIS HELPING.
I DON'T KNOW. WANNA HEAR A SECRET?
OKAY.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR
-JUMPS OUT WINDOW-

IT'S JUST LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO
EXCEPT YOU AREN'T ROBBING STUFF
AND THEY'RE AREN'T ANY CARS
SO IT'S NOTHING LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO

LOOK AT A PUPPY
NOW LOOK CLOSER
CLOSER
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ALMOST THERE
hi.

WE ALL LIKE BURRITOS,
CHEETOS AND FRITOS.
LLAMAS ARE FLUFFY,
SUDDENLY MY NOSE IS STUFFY.
I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO DO NEXT,
THIS IS AN ODD TEXT
WHY DID I SEND IT TO YOU,
OH CRAP, I WAS SUPPOSE TO SEND IT TO DREW.
KEEP READING, IF YOU'D LIKE,
SEE THAT MAN, HIS NAME IS MIKE.
THE CAR IS HOT,
THE SNOW IS NOT.
FIRE CAN BURN YOU,
LAVA CAN TOO.
DON'T JUMP INTO ROOT BEER,
BUT IT WON'T KILL YOU, SO DON'T FEAR.
IN FACT, GET UP AND DANCE,
MY DOG'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS.
THE POOL IS FULL OF GREEN STUFF,
THIS TEXT IS VERY LONG, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD ENOUGH.
I'M TALKING IN CAPS, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY,
I GUESS THATS HOW I ROLL, CUZ I'M THAT GUY.
THIS TEXT IS ODD, MAN BUT DANG IT'S COOL
I GUESS THE WRENCH WAS THE RIGHT KIND OF TOOL.
I'M OFF TO BED, THIS IS THE END.
I HAVE A PIZZA I HAVE TO ATTEND.



THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY RANDOM STUFF.
SEE YOU LATER.
EAT PLENTY OF DIRT.
SPANISH TOILET MONKEYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
BYE.
ADIOS.
CYA
CIAO.
LATER
GOODBYE.
PEACE.
;shot;

da frook did you shoot boi

I was shot.

[Shadowstar1922]

who shot you tell me who shot you i'll shoot them i'll mess em up percy

[Percyception]

who shot you tell me who shot you i'll shoot them i'll mess em up percy

Probably Steven.
But hey,
I was shot.
-blink blink-
There's no good part of me being shot, is there?

[Shadowstar1922]

who shot you tell me who shot you i'll shoot them i'll mess em up percy

Probably Steven.
But hey,
I was shot.
-blink blink-
There's no good part of me being shot, is there?

no there is not.

and do not worry.

Steven is being "taken" care of.

[Percyception]

Nooooo not Stevennnnn
Oh wait.
He never worked for me in the first place.
Also,

PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS ON STUFF TO DO FOR THIS TOPIC.
PLEASE.
I WILL AIR HUG YOU.

[Shadowstar1922]

Nooooo not Stevennnnn
Oh wait.
He never worked for me in the first place.
Also,

PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS ON STUFF TO DO FOR THIS TOPIC.
PLEASE.
I WILL AIR HUG YOU.

when you have a short funny rant or problem in life, post it here.

when you found a cool video, post it here.

funny pics? post it here

make this a topic about you. post things that are you. that is the point of this topic, no?

[Percyception]

Nooooo not Stevennnnn
Oh wait.
He never worked for me in the first place.
Also,

PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS ON STUFF TO DO FOR THIS TOPIC.
PLEASE.
I WILL AIR HUG YOU.

when you have a short funny rant or problem in life, post it here.

when you found a cool video, post it here.

funny pics? post it here

make this a topic about you. post things that are you. that is the point of this topic, no?

First thing, okay. +1 Air Hug for Shad

Second thing, I will work with it, no promises tho because my tablet hates me. +1 Air Hug.

Third Thing, same answer as the second. +1 Air Hug.

Okie. +3 Air Hugs [cause I like hugs.]

[Shadowstar1922]

Nooooo not Stevennnnn
Oh wait.
He never worked for me in the first place.
Also,

PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS ON STUFF TO DO FOR THIS TOPIC.
PLEASE.
I WILL AIR HUG YOU.

when you have a short funny rant or problem in life, post it here.

when you found a cool video, post it here.

funny pics? post it here

make this a topic about you. post things that are you. that is the point of this topic, no?

First thing, okay. +1 Air Hug for Shad

Second thing, I will work with it, no promises tho because my tablet hates me. +1 Air Hug.

Third Thing, same answer as the second. +1 Air Hug.

Okie. +3 Air Hugs [cause I like hugs.]

~gives back 4x the amount of air hugs~

Good luck my son.

[Percyception]

OH GOOGLE
THIS IS BAD
THE TOILET IN MY HOTEL BATHROOM DOESN'T HAVE A FLUSHING THINGY
INSTEAD THERE ARE TWO BUTTONS ON THE TOP
WHICH ONE DO I PRESS
I'M SCARED