Postby Angel » 21 May 2014, 17:27
Hey Boxy
What if dogs could text?
Dog to Owner: "Hey, I just unraveled all the toilet paper and wrapped myself up like a mummy! Isnt that great!?"
Owner: "What a waste of toilet paper!"
Dog: "What? You wipe your butt with it! At least I'm showing creativity!"
Owner: "Want to hear a joke?"
Dog: "Oh yes yes yes! I love jokes!"
Owner: "knock knock"
Dog: "Oh! Hang on! Someone is at the door!"
Dog: "Are you coming home now?"
Owner: "I just left!"
Dog: "Yes...but I miss you!!!"

"Halo, and goodbye!"