Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[The Zodiac Killer]

Haha it's awesome Percy

[Tycoon]

Ya'know, this Topic finally has pictures on it. I'm proud of that. But I've learned something in the past 21? [22] 22 pages. This Topic was never meant to have pictures of funny crap I found on the internet. This is a place about Percy's Stupid Crap. Stuff I come up with, stuff I think up... that's what this guide is really for. We have special topics for pictures of funny stuff. Those topics will go nameless for copyright reasons... but not link-less! Roll the links! But these special topics are different from this Topic. This place is about... uhh... well... nothing in particular, but stuff that's randomly written by me. So- -looks at script, the throws it on the ground- Forget it. Nope. Done. I'm done. To put it in English, this Topic shall not have funny pictures/videos as it's main thing. It's main thing shall remain what it has been the past 22 pages: Percy's Stupid, useless, humorous stuff.

that's not true
this topic is like your actual baby
sure, it might seem a bit stupid to you
but we all, including you, appreciate and love this amazing thing that came from you

[Percyception]

I know. This Topic means a lot to me. It's like... the Topic I always wanted. This stuff on here may be a little, uh... strange...?..But I still care for this thing, and everything on it is filled with words. Because, you know- ....I'll stop now..
But that aside, I would like to say hello to everyone. You may have noticed I wasn't present this week. The reasons I was gone are... odd... let's just say I did some crazy/epic stuff. [Sir, you broke your arm.] ...That's not all that happened... jeez.


So now that I've done that, I have to go film my ninja movie!

[Tycoon]

I know. This Topic means a lot to me. It's like... the Topic I always wanted. This stuff on here may be a little, uh... strange...?..But I still care for this thing, and everything on it is filled with words. Because, you know- ....I'll stop now..
But that aside, I would like to say hello to everyone. You may have noticed I wasn't present this week. The reasons I was gone are... odd... let's just say I did some crazy/epic stuff. [Sir, you broke your arm.] ...That's not all that happened... jeez.
But if you would like to know these reasons, too bad.
[But Percy!]
No. You'll laugh at me.
[Pretty please?]
...promise you won't laugh?
[We promise!!!11]
..Okay... send a PM if you're really interested.

So now that I've done that, I have to go film my ninja movie!

is gavin, like, your stunt double, because you're too precious to be broken

[Tycoon]

I know. This Topic means a lot to me. It's like... the Topic I always wanted. This stuff on here may be a little, uh... strange...?..But I still care for this thing, and everything on it is filled with words. Because, you know- ....I'll stop now..
But that aside, I would like to say hello to everyone. You may have noticed I wasn't present this week. The reasons I was gone are... odd... let's just say I did some crazy/epic stuff. [Sir, you broke your arm.] ...That's not all that happened... jeez.
But if you would like to know these reasons, too bad.
[But Percy!]
No. You'll laugh at me.
[Pretty please?]
...promise you won't laugh?
[We promise!!!11]
..Okay... send a PM if you're really interested.

So now that I've done that, I have to go film my ninja movie!

is gavin, like, your stunt double, because you're too precious to be broken

hang on
i reread your post
...

[Percyception]

I know. This Topic means a lot to me. It's like... the Topic I always wanted. This stuff on here may be a little, uh... strange...?..But I still care for this thing, and everything on it is filled with words. Because, you know- ....I'll stop now..
But that aside, I would like to say hello to everyone. You may have noticed I wasn't present this week. The reasons I was gone are... odd... let's just say I did some crazy/epic stuff. [Sir, you broke your arm.] ...That's not all that happened... jeez.
But if you would like to know these reasons, too bad.
[But Percy!]
No. You'll laugh at me.
[Pretty please?]
...promise you won't laugh?
[We promise!!!11]
..Okay... send a PM if you're really interested.

So now that I've done that, I have to go film my ninja movie!

is gavin, like, your stunt double, because you're too precious to be broken

I must talk him into that.
He'll be paid 5 bucks a month.

[Percyception]

AHHHHHHHHH
HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA

[someguy]

OH CRAP THIS IS BAD MY PARENTS FOUND A "Guide on Minecraft for Parents"!
THEY'RE GONNA BE MAKING MINECRAFT PUNS AND JOKES LIKE "Maybe I can pay an Enderman to move your stuff upstairs." I THINK I'M GONNA DIE OR TEAR MY FACE OFF IF I WAKE UP AND I WALK DOWNSTAIRS AND FIND THAT BOOK SITTNG ON THE COUNTER.

I came for lols, I am not disappointed

[Tycoon]

AHHHHHHHHH
HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA

lmao

[Tycoon]

people really love you and boxy.
this cued a massive boxy and percy appreciation conversation.