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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 17 Jan 2012, 21:28

lukia9999 wrote:
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lukia9999 wrote:I had been carrying the bins with 2 of my friends, and I walked passed my class,I tripped over the bin and my head went in it... I... Feel... Ashamed... >.>

what were in the bins O.o

Rotten Apple Cores,empty juice boxes,Mah head...

that's disgusting! DX
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 17 Jan 2012, 21:31

Whats worse is,the whole class saw and started to laugh...
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"

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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Lamb » 27 Jan 2012, 02:40

Lamb wrote:When i was asked by a girl do i like big boobs and do i know what a dildoe is O.o wtf anyone?

*update*

Yes i got 2 more one that happend today and one that happend yesterday lets start with yesterday

First a girl asked me to be her friend and she gave me her hand so i shuck it.
then she rubs my hand with both of her's and asked me"do you feel the love" O.o thats the face i gave her.

Ok today a girl who was sitting behind me while watching a movie started touching my hair,which i was ok with.Then she comes close to my ear and whispers into it,
"Im really hard" WTF!!!!???? and i actually wanted to ask her what does she wanted to me to do about it but i decided it's best if i not.
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Shadow00 » 27 Jan 2012, 13:10

Lamb wrote:
Lamb wrote:When i was asked by a girl do i like big boobs and do i know what a dildoe is O.o wtf anyone?

*update*

Yes i got 2 more one that happend today and one that happend yesterday lets start with yesterday

First a girl asked me to be her friend and she gave me her hand so i shuck it.
then she rubs my hand with both of her's and asked me"do you feel the love" O.o thats the face i gave her.

Ok today a girl who was sitting behind me while watching a movie started touching my hair,which i was ok with.Then she comes close to my ear and whispers into it,
"Im really hard" WTF!!!!???? and i actually wanted to ask her what does she wanted to me to do about it but i decided it's best if i not.

Yesterday's incidence: ehhhh,i hope she was joking? I mean thats one of te worst things one can say?
Today's incidence: ._. thats not an opportunity that occurs every once in a while. I pity your soul ._.
except if she was ugly.

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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby beana 9000 » 27 Jan 2012, 17:00

When I was talking to somebody about to get lunch,and I felt this tugging on my hair. I turned around,and somebody was chewing on it. Just about everybody saw,and laughed at me. ._. Also when I went to sit down on my chair after lunch,there was a pack of ketchup under my pants,and it exploded. I had to wait the whole day out with laughing all day. None of the teachers knew,but the stared at me when I kept my shirt lower then it was already.
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Rainshard » 27 Jan 2012, 18:47

beana 9000 wrote:When I was talking to somebody about to get lunch,and I felt this tugging on my hair. I turned around,and somebody was chewing on it. Just about everybody saw,and laughed at me. ._. Also when I went to sit down on my chair after lunch,there was a pack of ketchup under my pants,and it exploded. I had to wait the whole day out with laughing all day. None of the teachers knew,but the stared at me when I kept my shirt lower then it was already.

im sorry about that but you really should get a hair cut

anyway today I was at religeous studies and the teacher wrote WHY DO JEWS HAVE X.xFaithx.X IN GOD

so now i think theres a perv stalking faith or even worse faith is a perv
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Shadow00 » 27 Jan 2012, 20:11

Half the things we have done during our religion classes should not be named :P
One of them was: one guy pretended to be possessed and he painted the wall with some symbols :P you get the main idea. Ofcourse the techer almost had a heart attack when he walked in the class :)

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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Lamb » 28 Jan 2012, 03:57

Shadow00 wrote:
Lamb wrote:
Lamb wrote:When i was asked by a girl do i like big boobs and do i know what a dildoe is O.o wtf anyone?

*update*

Yes i got 2 more one that happend today and one that happend yesterday lets start with yesterday

First a girl asked me to be her friend and she gave me her hand so i shuck it.
then she rubs my hand with both of her's and asked me"do you feel the love" O.o thats the face i gave her.

Ok today a girl who was sitting behind me while watching a movie started touching my hair,which i was ok with.Then she comes close to my ear and whispers into it,
"Im really hard" WTF!!!!???? and i actually wanted to ask her what does she wanted to me to do about it but i decided it's best if i not.

Yesterday's incidence: ehhhh,i hope she was joking? I mean thats one of te worst things one can say?
Today's incidence: ._. thats not an opportunity that occurs every once in a while. I pity your soul ._.
except if she was ugly.

XD i wouldnt say she was one of the ugly,cus she isnt ugly like most of them.
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Dr Frook » 28 Jan 2012, 04:35

another one that I suppressed involved a clown. Many Years ago, I was walking along quite happily in the Darling Harbour area (touristy area) of Sydney. I noticed a clown on stilts up ahead 'entertaining' people. As you may already know, I've had a clown phobia for years (prior to this incident). So, to avoid the evil clown I decided to walk a long way around the clown zone. Unfortunately the clown noticed me and my futile attempt to avoid him. He turned and started chasing me on his stilts and as he neared me, he wacked me again.. and again... and again on the butt with a feather duster. He gave up on me after a few hundred meters. It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life - people were watching and laughing, as this horrible incident progressed. My clown phobia was amplified thereafter.

when u see a clown, u probably see this:

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I see this:

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The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
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Re: Awkward Moments

Postby Rainshard » 28 Jan 2012, 09:03

I had an incident with a clown when i was 3

I was at dinsney land paris and they had a parade going on. my mum wanted mickey mouse or something to come over and cheer me up. She didnt want a clown because she knew a clown would scare me and guess what a clown came over to us picked me up and threw me into the air. I screamed like hell all day and i wouldnt stop
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