Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Mewtwo Power]

Hmm... 64

[Percyception]

Guys.
Can I do another game review.
I must keep my audience happy. ;-;
And if I can,
What game should I review?
Please,
Reply. D:

Super Mario. ;D

Which one though?

EVERY SINGLE GAME.

I haven't played every single one though.
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I'll go with Super Mario 64, how bout that?

[Percyception]

Hmm... 64

Perfect, we agree. ;D

[Mewtwo Power]

Hmm... 64

Perfect, we agree. ;D

No, you agreed.

[Percyception]

Here it is, the review for Super Mario 64:
Super Mario 64, which originally came out on the N64, was a huge Super Mario hit, as it introduced hours of gameplay, puzzling challenges, and a few new characters that will never be forgotten.
Princess Peach sends Mario a letter inviting him over, only to be captured by Bowser and his minions. In the beginning you play as the most unlikely hero: Yoshi.
Until you finish a certain amout of steps you play as Yoshi until earning Mario, then Luigi, and finally Wario.
The game is rather simple with few items:
Red Coins: Obtaining 8 of these in every world will get you a star
Stars: Used to open doors to fight bosses and to get to the next world
Coins: No specific use; but picking one up when you are missing health will heal one
little health mc-thingy
Blue Coins: I have no clue. d:
Green Mushrooms: 1Ups
Red Mushrooms: Make you huge for a short amount of time

There are special "Red Block" which can only be used once Mario has finished a special few steps, which if you've wanted to know how to find where to start, PM me.
I found this game rather entertaining as I am still playing. It's was a Nintendo hit and many are still playing it.
Overall Score: 8.6
#GimmeTheReveiwPercy

[Mewtwo Power]

Coins: If you collect 100 of 'em in a level, you will get a star. Do it in each level.

Blue coins: Is five yellow coins

[Mewtwo Power]

Here it is, the review for Super Mario 64:
Super Mario 64, which originally came out on the N64, was a huge Super Mario hit, as it introduced hours of gameplay, puzzling challenges, and a few new characters that will never be forgotten.
Princess Peach sends Mario a letter inviting him over, only to be captured by Bowser and his minions. In the beginning you play as the most unlikely hero: Yoshi.
Until you finish a certain amout of steps you play as Yoshi until earning Mario, then Luigi, and finally Wario.
The game is rather simple with few items:
Red Coins: Obtaining 8 of these in every world will get you a star
Stars: Used to open doors to fight bosses and to get to the next world
Coins: No specific use; but picking one up when you are missing health will heal one
little health mc-thingy
Blue Coins: I have no clue. d:
Green Mushrooms: 1Ups
Red Mushrooms: Make you huge for a short amount of time

There are special "Red Block" which can only be used once Mario has finished a special few steps, which if you've wanted to know how to find where to start, PM me.
I found this game rather entertaining as I am still playing. It's was a Nintendo hit and many are still playing it.
Overall Score: 8.6
#GimmeTheReveiwPercy

*thumbs up*

[Percyception]

I'm bored, time for a NEW set of characters.
These next two guys actually exist, I wrote a book about them in the second grade, and have been having adventures since then. Bout time I record their first adventure.....
-~-~- Kim and Bob: The Adventure to the Center of the Great Burrito -~-~-
Kim and Bob were strolling down their average street; cars driving by, hobos running through alleys, police yelling at those hobos, and everything was normal ~
Kim: I'm tired. Let's go home....
Bob: It blew up.
Kim: Can we live in....that?
- Kim points to a large object which happens to be sitting in the middle of the park -
Bob: What is that.....
Kim: It's a giant thingy!
Bob: But what is it?
Kim: A thingy.
Bob: :facepalm:
Kim: Let's go check it out!
- they wander over to the object and notice something very strange; it smelled like last night's dinner -
Kim: Why's this thing smell so....familiar?
Bob: Because...it's a giant BURRITO!
And, sure enough, it was.
Kim: YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!
- Kim hopped on the burrito and started eating it -
Bob: :facepalm:
Kim: C'mon....Bob.....can't eat this all...myself....omnomnom
Bob: Actually, you probably could.
- they heard a cry for help from inside -
Bob: Did you hear that..?
Kim: Sorry.
Bob: No, not that, I heard someone cry for help.
- Kim hopped of the burrito, then cried:
TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!
- Bob and Kim stared at the burrito -
Bob: How....do we...get in?
Kim: Easy. When we stick a shiny nickel into the burrito then the Burrito Fairy will come and eat the coin. Then, when we ask her to help us get in, she'll sprinkle magic dust onto us and we'll go through the vortex of burritos soon transporting us inside!
Bob: .....
- Kim walked up to the burrito, took a nickel out of his pocket, and thrust it into the burrito. 2 minutes later, a fat guy in a pair of fake wings magically appeared in mid air, soon to fall flat on his face, then yanked the Nickel out of the burrito, threw it into his mouth, then sprinkled salt- I mean magic dust onto them, and they appeared
inside the burrito -
Kim: WE'RE IN!
- the heros walk over to their first challenge. A floor entirely made of beans stretched before them -
Bob: Is the floor made of....beans?
Kim: Yeah. - he jumped onto one of the beans, and the floor rumbled -
Bob: Careful, Kim. The floor will break if you step on the wrong one.
Kim: - gasp - THIS IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!
Bob: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR ONE OF YOUR FANTASIES!
Kim: - kept jumping, a few of the beans fell, and Kim bends over to look what's underneath -
Kim: Woah.....is that....?
Bob: It is. It's....enchilada sauce.
- Kim and Bob kept jumping, eventually making it to the other side. They walk into their next challenge: A room with nothing, no door, no windows. Just walls and a ceiling. They step on a pressure plate, making rice themed weapons pop outta the walls -
Bob: Kim. Don't. Move.
Kim: - looks around and saw a microphone in the walls -
Kim: LOOK! It's a microphone!
Bob: Now isn't the time for singing.
Kim: No, wait. Burritos weren't made in America, right?
Bob: Right...
Kim: So this trap can be turned off using a password in another language!
- Kim looks at the Microphone and in the wall and said:
Kim: Doritos locos tacos.
- And, believe it or not, the weapons went into their original place and a door opened up. They went into the next room, where an ocean of a certain substance stretched before them -
Bob: Is that.....queso?
Kim: - gasp - I know what we must do.
- Kim brought a horn far to big to fit in his pocket and blew it -
Bob: What was that...?
Kim: Look! - Kim pointed to a mountain where standing atop it were two....llamas! -
Bob: Oh no. Please no.
Kim: LLAMAS!!!!
- The llamas rode down to our heros where they hopped onto the creatures. The llamas went through the boiling queso with ease, and dropped the heros off at an
island at the other side of the sea of queso. There was a man eating a burrito on the island, but nothing else. -
Kim: Woooo, thanks Llama's. c:
- the man eating a burrito turned to the heros -
Burrito Guy: Hello. I am Steve. Why are you in my burrito?
Bob: We heard someone calling for help.
Steve: Oh. Must've been my stomach.
Bob: So....nobody needs any help?
Steve: No, not today.
Kim: Well, can you help us get out?
Steve: Sure.
- Steve nodded his head at the heros and the poofed outside they burrito -
Kim: Welp. That was fun.
Bob: Yeah, but I'm hungry.
Kim: How bout burritos?
Bob: You, my friend, have just read my mind.
- the two walked off into the sunset, waiting for their next adventure -

[Percyception]

I've decided to do another game review, one I've been wanting to do for awhile.
So, here it is.
Minecraft Review:
You're alone, in a small world with nothing but trees, animals, islands, seas, mountains, caves, and creatures that roam about during the night. You start by cutting down a tree with your bare hands, then opening a world of possibilities.
There is no exact ending to the game aside from defeating a certain boss. It's a sandbox game; you image it, you can create it. People around the world have been enjoying this game and have created things some people may find impossible. There are many features to the game like mining for minerals, villages which house villagers and possibly an Iron Golem, abandon mineshafts, dungeons, and so much more. Here are some of the details of these said features:
Mobs: From passive, to netural, these creatures roam about your world. Here are the names of a few: Creepers, skeletons, zombies, spiders, pigs, cows, chickens, villagers, ocelots, wolves, and quite a few more. Passive: Don't hurt you, ever. - Netural: They don't hurt you, unless you hurt them. - Meanies: You come in range, well, your doomed.
When creating your world, there is an option known as "Generate Structures" which is pretty self-explanatory. Here are the structures that may generate:
Witch Hut: These spawn in Swamp Biomes, and they house a witch, but nothing else.
Villages: These spawn randomly in fields and deserts, they house Villagers which you can trade with. They also may have an Iron Golem which will kill zombies when they enter the Village.
Dungeons: Also known as monster spawners, which what purpose they serve is self-explanatory. They have chests with "goodies" inside.
Strongholds: They contain "End Portals" which teleport you to the end of the game.

There is something known as the Nether in the game, which you must make a portal to get to. I will not say what is exactly there, so go ahead and find out yourself. But be warned..... enter, if you dare!

This is all I will give details about on this game. I find it brilliantly entertaining and play it almost everyday. I hope you enjoyed this review, and hope to see you again.
Overall Score: 8.3
Next Review: LEGO Batman 2
#GimmeTheReveiwPercy

[Percyception]

christ i was such an attention seeking child im so sorry to everyone who knew me