Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Tycoon]

WHAT I MISSED MEETING PERCY'S LADY FRIEND THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

I caN TALK HER INTO GETTING ONLINE AGAIN IT'S OKAY I CAN FIX THIS

you better

have her join the forums

Maybe, Shaddy, just maybe.

doooo ittttt

batman person must join forums!

[Shadowstar1922]

WHAT I MISSED MEETING PERCY'S LADY FRIEND THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

I caN TALK HER INTO GETTING ONLINE AGAIN IT'S OKAY I CAN FIX THIS

you better

have her join the forums

Maybe, Shaddy, just maybe.

doooo ittttt

batman person must join forums!

We'll do a vote percival O:<

[Tycoon]

batman person must join forums!

We'll do a vote percival O:<

but everyone will vote yes

[Percyception]

batman person must join forums!

We'll do a vote percival O:<

but everyone will vote yes

^

[Percyception]

Yo yo yo, tiem for some random sentences, dawg.
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If Bigfoot and Batman were in a fight, who would win?
Dude, if Batman and Bigfoot were in a fight, that'd be called a war.
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YOU EAT YOUR MINTS OR I'LL GET THE RUBBER DUCK OUT MISTER.
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Ugh! I give up! Forget you, you evil death trap! -throws belt at wall-
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Warning: Do Not Eat The Ceiling Meatballs.
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HELP I ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY WATCH!
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If I stand here for 30 minutes, maybe I'll become a ninja!
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If I were the president, the first thing I'd do is make it legal to bathe in mustard. Yea.
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Eww, there's peanut butter in my socks. How did that even happen-
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Sir, this is a bank, you can not deposit ravioli here.
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That's all for now, humans!

[Percyception]

I FOUND A CRACKER IN MY PILLOW WOW THIS IS AMAZING I HAVE A MAGIC FOOD PILLOW

[Percyception]

Alright guys - see you in one day, maybe one week.

[Shadowstar1922]

Alright guys - see you in one day, maybe one week.

no don't leave percival ; n;

[Angel]

WHAAAAAAAT!?

[Tycoon]

WHAAAAAAAT!?

*grabs angie*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH