Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Percyception]

I go back through some old posts and realize i acted like an idiot a lot idk
removed for reasons

[Mewtwo Power]

.....
You guys are free to post questions about anything that's ever been on this topic.
Like.....
My reviews.
My random stuff.
My weird stuff that happened.
Any other weird things.
Any question about my person in general.
Like,
If I have any kids.
Etc.
Ok that's it baaaaiiii.

I try to interact with my audience and all I get is silence.....
Sucks for me.
Anyway.
I wonders if I should add poetry....
Or something stupid, useless, and entertaining.

Nah, I always read these with interest ;D

[Percyception]

.....
You guys are free to post questions about anything that's ever been on this topic.
Like.....
My reviews.
My random stuff.
My weird stuff that happened.
Any other weird things.
Any question about my person in general.
Like,
If I have any kids.
Etc.
Ok that's it baaaaiiii.

I try to interact with my audience and all I get is silence.....
Sucks for me.
Anyway.
I wonders if I should add poetry....
Or something stupid, useless, and entertaining.

Nah, I always read these with interest ;D

Doth Mew Mew Ca-Chu have a question for Percy? :3

[Mewtwo Power]

Yeeeah, could you make a conversation between Luigi and Mario? xD

Spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elcoolio]

.....
You guys are free to post questions about anything that's ever been on this topic.
Like.....
My reviews.
My random stuff.
My weird stuff that happened.
Any other weird things.
Any question about my person in general.
Like,
If I have any kids.
Etc.
Ok that's it baaaaiiii.

I try to interact with my audience and all I get is silence.....
Sucks for me.
Anyway.
I wonders if I should add poetry....
Or something stupid, useless, and entertaining.

Nah, I always read these with interest ;D

At least someone does

[Percyception]

Mario: Luigi, a where's a my llama?
Luigi: I don't a know, I didn't a know you a had a llama.
Mario: I don't, I was a messing with a you.
Luigi: You a got a me.
Mario: Why do we a talk a like a this? With a all the "a's"?
Luigi: I don't a know, a Mario.
Mario: Can a we a stop?
Luigi: I don't a know.
Mario: I'mma hungry.
Luigi: You're a always a hungry. ._.
Mario: Fine a then, let's a go fight a Bowser....again!
Luigi: No, let's a fight a Donkey Kong!
Mario: Bowser!
Luigi: Donkey Kong!
Mario: BOWSER!
Luigi: DONKER-KONG!
.....
Mario: Did a you just a say 'Donker Kong?'
Luigi: Yes. Yes a I did.
Mario: Let's a go race with a our friends!
Luigi: No, let's a go have a Mario Party!
Mario: MARIO KART!
Luigi: MARIO PARTY!
.....
Luigi: Why's it always 'Mario' something?
Mario: Because a I'm a better! >:D
Luigi: YOU TAKE A THAT BACK!
Mario: No. :3
Luigi: I know! Let's a go save Princess Toadstool!
Mario: Her name is a Princess Peach.
Luigi: Toadstool.
Mario: Peach.
Luigi: TOADSTOOL.
Mario: PEACH.
Luigi: You always win these a things....
- they heard a knock on their door -
Mario: It's a open!
- a large Turtle-like creature came in -
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA
Mario: AH! It's a BOWSER!
Luigi: Dang. It's not a Donkey Kong....
- they heard another knock, and in came Princess Peach and a Toad -
Toad: Bad timing?
Mario: Kinda.
- another knock; in came Fawful -
Fawful: FAWFUL HAS CHORTLES!
Luigi: A what is a chortles.
- ANOTHER KNOCK. In came Donkey Kong -
Donkey Kong: - gorilla noises -
Mario: Well, a the gang is a all a here.
- more knocking; in came Bowser Jr. -
Bowser Jr. : DAD! I WANT AN IPHONE!
Mario: Why. Just.....why.
Princess Peach: Guess Mario invited us all....
Luigi: Wait for it....
- more knocks; in came Wario and Waluigi -
Wario: I'm hungry. When is the pizza gonna a get a here?
Waluigi: We didn't a order pizza.
Wario: Oh, yeah.
Mario: ALRIGHT A PEOPLE. That's enough a people!
Luigi: I hope Dry Bones doesn't show up, we already have enough Koopas...
Dry Bones: Oh. So that's how you feel.
Mario: How do you a get a rid of a bunch of Mario themed a characters?
Luigi: HEY EVERYONE! YOUR KARTS ARE BEING DENTED BY A GUY IN THE PARKING LOT!
Bowser: Oh no he didn't! That thing's worth 4,000 coins!
- they all ran outside, making sure their Karts were ok, except, strangely, Wario stayed -
Luigi: Yo buddy. Yours is a being dented as well.
Wario: - Wario laugh - I have a bike.
.....
Mario: Well, that's being dented.
Wario: It can't be!
Luigi: Why a not?
Wario: Because I ate it!
Luigi:
Mario:
THE END!

[Boxorino]

Mario: How do you a get a rid of a bunch of Mario themed a characters?
Luigi: HEY EVERYONE! YOUR KARTS ARE BEING DENTED BY A GUY IN THE PARKING LOT!
Bowser: Oh no he didn't! That thing's worth 4,000 coins!
- they all ran outside, making sure their Karts were ok, except, strangely, Wario stayed -
Luigi: Yo buddy. Yours is a being dented as well.
Wario: - Wario laugh - I have a bike.
.....
Mario: Well, that's being dented.
Wario: It can't be!
Luigi: Why a not?
Wario: Because I ate it!
Luigi:
Mario:
THE END!

pretty accurate wario right there

[Percyception]

i want to die every day i am alive .

[Mewtwo Power]

Mario: Luigi, a where's a my llama?
Luigi: I don't a know, I didn't a know you a had a llama.
Mario: I don't, I was a messing with a you.
Luigi: You a got a me.
Mario: Why do we a talk a like a this? With a all the "a's"?
Luigi: I don't a know, a Mario.
Mario: Can a we a stop?
Luigi: I don't a know.
Mario: I'mma hungry.
Luigi: You're a always a hungry. ._.
Mario: Fine a then, let's a go fight a Bowser....again!
Luigi: No, let's a fight a Donkey Kong!
Mario: Bowser!
Luigi: Donkey Kong!
Mario: BOWSER!
Luigi: DONKER-KONG!
.....
Mario: Did a you just a say 'Donker Kong?'
Luigi: Yes. Yes a I did.
Mario: Let's a go race with a our friends!
Luigi: No, let's a go have a Mario Party!
Mario: MARIO KART!
Luigi: MARIO PARTY!
.....
Luigi: Why's it always 'Mario' something?
Mario: Because a I'm a better! >:D
Luigi: YOU TAKE A THAT BACK!
Mario: No. :3
Luigi: I know! Let's a go save Princess Toadstool!
Mario: Her name is a Princess Peach.
Luigi: Toadstool.
Mario: Peach.
Luigi: TOADSTOOL.
Mario: PEACH.
Luigi: You always win these a things....
- they heard a knock on their door -
Mario: It's a open!
- a large Turtle-like creature came in -
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA
Mario: AH! It's a BOWSER!
Luigi: Dang. It's not a Donkey Kong....
- they heard another knock, and in came Princess Peach and a Toad -
Toad: Bad timing?
Mario: Kinda.
- another knock; in came Fawful -
Fawful: FAWFUL HAS CHORTLES!
Luigi: A what is a chortles.
- ANOTHER KNOCK. In came Donkey Kong -
Donkey Kong: - gorilla noises -
Mario: Well, a the gang is a all a here.
- more knocking; in came Bowser Jr. -
Bowser Jr. : DAD! I WANT AN IPHONE!
Mario: Why. Just.....why.
Princess Peach: Guess Mario invited us all....
Luigi: Wait for it....
- more knocks; in came Wario and Waluigi -
Wario: I'm hungry. When is the pizza gonna a get a here?
Waluigi: We didn't a order pizza.
Wario: Oh, yeah.
Mario: ALRIGHT A PEOPLE. That's enough a people!
Luigi: I hope Dry Bones doesn't show up, we already have enough Koopas...
Dry Bones: Oh. So that's how you feel.
Mario: How do you a get a rid of a bunch of Mario themed a characters?
Luigi: HEY EVERYONE! YOUR KARTS ARE BEING DENTED BY A GUY IN THE PARKING LOT!
Bowser: Oh no he didn't! That thing's worth 4,000 coins!
- they all ran outside, making sure their Karts were ok, except, strangely, Wario stayed -
Luigi: Yo buddy. Yours is a being dented as well.
Wario: - Wario laugh - I have a bike.
.....
Mario: Well, that's being dented.
Wario: It can't be!
Luigi: Why a not?
Wario: Because I ate it!
Luigi:
Mario:
THE END!

Looooooooooooool, it a made me a laugh.

[Percyception]

Mario: Luigi, a where's a my llama?
Luigi: I don't a know, I didn't a know you a had a llama.
Mario: I don't, I was a messing with a you.
Luigi: You a got a me.
Mario: Why do we a talk a like a this? With a all the "a's"?
Luigi: I don't a know, a Mario.
Mario: Can a we a stop?
Luigi: I don't a know.
Mario: I'mma hungry.
Luigi: You're a always a hungry. ._.
Mario: Fine a then, let's a go fight a Bowser....again!
Luigi: No, let's a fight a Donkey Kong!
Mario: Bowser!
Luigi: Donkey Kong!
Mario: BOWSER!
Luigi: DONKER-KONG!
.....
Mario: Did a you just a say 'Donker Kong?'
Luigi: Yes. Yes a I did.
Mario: Let's a go race with a our friends!
Luigi: No, let's a go have a Mario Party!
Mario: MARIO KART!
Luigi: MARIO PARTY!
.....
Luigi: Why's it always 'Mario' something?
Mario: Because a I'm a better! >:D
Luigi: YOU TAKE A THAT BACK!
Mario: No. :3
Luigi: I know! Let's a go save Princess Toadstool!
Mario: Her name is a Princess Peach.
Luigi: Toadstool.
Mario: Peach.
Luigi: TOADSTOOL.
Mario: PEACH.
Luigi: You always win these a things....
- they heard a knock on their door -
Mario: It's a open!
- a large Turtle-like creature came in -
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA
Mario: AH! It's a BOWSER!
Luigi: Dang. It's not a Donkey Kong....
- they heard another knock, and in came Princess Peach and a Toad -
Toad: Bad timing?
Mario: Kinda.
- another knock; in came Fawful -
Fawful: FAWFUL HAS CHORTLES!
Luigi: A what is a chortles.
- ANOTHER KNOCK. In came Donkey Kong -
Donkey Kong: - gorilla noises -
Mario: Well, a the gang is a all a here.
- more knocking; in came Bowser Jr. -
Bowser Jr. : DAD! I WANT AN IPHONE!
Mario: Why. Just.....why.
Princess Peach: Guess Mario invited us all....
Luigi: Wait for it....
- more knocks; in came Wario and Waluigi -
Wario: I'm hungry. When is the pizza gonna a get a here?
Waluigi: We didn't a order pizza.
Wario: Oh, yeah.
Mario: ALRIGHT A PEOPLE. That's enough a people!
Luigi: I hope Dry Bones doesn't show up, we already have enough Koopas...
Dry Bones: Oh. So that's how you feel.
Mario: How do you a get a rid of a bunch of Mario themed a characters?
Luigi: HEY EVERYONE! YOUR KARTS ARE BEING DENTED BY A GUY IN THE PARKING LOT!
Bowser: Oh no he didn't! That thing's worth 4,000 coins!
- they all ran outside, making sure their Karts were ok, except, strangely, Wario stayed -
Luigi: Yo buddy. Yours is a being dented as well.
Wario: - Wario laugh - I have a bike.
.....
Mario: Well, that's being dented.
Wario: It can't be!
Luigi: Why a not?
Wario: Because I ate it!
Luigi:
Mario:
THE END!

Btw guys Mew Mew Ca-Chu (( Mewtwo Power )) Asked me to this, so if you ask for me to do something just post and I'll get it on here as soon as possible. ;D