Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Mewtwo Power]

Lol, you should do one about Banjo-Kazooie.

[Percyception]

WAMBULANCE
I'm out of random sentences.
So I must use random words and stick them together and volia.
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Donuts equal mustard on mars.
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If a scribble had a baby with a skunk, they'd end up with a trash can.
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Hobos like cranberries.
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Duh. My name is totally Burger Sauce.
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That's it. Sorry if it's extremely random. DX

[Percyception]

Banjo: - snores -
Kazooie: Hey, Banjo, let's go on an adventure!
Banjo: - opens one eye - Fighting.....Grunty wasn't.....enough adventure? - eye droops, and he starts snoring again -
Kazooie: It was for one day! Come on, you're always sleeping.
Banjo: Fine. Let's go, like, to Walmart.
- Banjo picks up his backpack and goes outside -
Bottles: - pops out of the molehill by Banjo's house - What're you guys doing?
Kazooie: None of your business, Goggle Boy!
Banjo: We've decided to go on another adventure.
Kazooie: Hey, Goggle Boy, according to Banjo-Tooie-
Banjo: Kazooie!
Kazooie: What? I didn't develop the game!
Banjo: Hey, Bottles, where's Tooty?
- DUN DUN DUN -
Bottles: Grunty's taken her again!
Kazooie: Hey, I didn't know we were doing a fourth game.
Banjo: Then why didn't you do anything?
Bottles: Because I....um.....I have new moves for you when you get there!
- went into his hole -
Banjo: Welp. You can never count, on a mole.
Kazooie: Especially Bottles.
Tooty: BANJO! HELPPPPP!
Grunty: Quiet, you little pest. It's time for Banjo's ultimate test!
Kazooie: Huh. She's talking in rhymes again.
Banjo: Let's go save her!
Kazooie: We don't have to go through the whole game again - right?
Banjo: No. We just have one challenge.....we must climb......the STAIRS!
- a pathetic baby lightning bolt strikes -
Kazooie: You're kidding. That's it?
Banjo: Yup. That's it.
Kazooie: Well, let's go!
- Kazooie hopped outta the backpack, and Banjo hopped onto to Kazooie's back, and they rode up the stairs -
Kazooie: Wow......you're really......heavy!
Banjo: AHA! We're finally at the top!
- Grunty turns to look at them -
Grunty: Now, who goes there, and how did you get through the traps in my lair?
Kazooie: Give us Tooty or we'll tackle you!
Grunty: Tackle me you would not dare, and I did not steal that annoying bear!
Banjo: ANNOYING? Oh no you didn't!
- just as Banjo was about to leap on Gruntilda, they heard Tooty sneeze from behind a crate -
Banjo: Bless you.
Tooty: Thank you
Kazooie: Is it just me, or does that sound like Tooty?
Banjo: She must've followed us!
.....
Kazooie: This changed from a conversation to a mini adventure.
Banjo: It's alright, Kazooie.
......
Kazooie: Can we still beat this hag up?
Grunty: Beat me up you will not, I'm too freaking hot!
- Banjo's fist flies torwards Grunty's face, but right before the fist hit Grunty's face, "The End" appeared, oh wait.....
The End
(( Yep. There we go. ))

[Percyception]

i hate myself

[Mewtwo Power]

Banjo: - snores -
Kazooie: Hey, Banjo, let's go on an adventure!
Banjo: - opens one eye - Fighting.....Grunty wasn't.....enough adventure? - eye droops, and he starts snoring again -
Kazooie: It was for one day! Come on, you're always sleeping.
Banjo: Fine. Let's go, like, to Walmart.
- Banjo picks up his backpack and goes outside -
Bottles: - pops out of the molehill by Banjo's house - What're you guys doing?
Kazooie: None of your business, Goggle Boy!
Banjo: We've decided to go on another adventure.
Kazooie: Hey, Goggle Boy, according to Banjo-Tooie-
Banjo: Kazooie!
Kazooie: What? I didn't develop the game!
Banjo: Hey, Bottles, where's Tooty?
- DUN DUN DUN -
Bottles: Grunty's taken her again!
Kazooie: Hey, I didn't know we were doing a fourth game.
Banjo: Then why didn't you do anything?
Bottles: Because I....um.....I have new moves for you when you get there!
- went into his hole -
Banjo: Welp. You can never count, on a mole.
Kazooie: Especially Bottles.
Tooty: BANJO! HELPPPPP!
Grunty: Quiet, you little pest. It's time for Banjo's ultimate test!
Kazooie: Huh. She's talking in rhymes again.
Banjo: Let's go save her!
Kazooie: We don't have to go through the whole game again - right?
Banjo: No. We just have one challenge.....we must climb......the STAIRS!
- a pathetic baby lightning bolt strikes -
Kazooie: You're kidding. That's it?
Banjo: Yup. That's it.
Kazooie: Well, let's go!
- Kazooie hopped outta the backpack, and Banjo hopped onto to Kazooie's back, and they rode up the stairs -
Kazooie: Wow......you're really......heavy!
Banjo: AHA! We're finally at the top!
- Grunty turns to look at them -
Grunty: Now, who goes there, and how did you get through the traps in my lair?
Kazooie: Give us Tooty or we'll tackle you!
Grunty: Tackle me you would not dare, and I did not steal that annoying bear!
Banjo: ANNOYING? Oh no you didn't!
- just as Banjo was about to leap on Gruntilda, they heard Tooty sneeze from behind a crate -
Banjo: Bless you.
Tooty: Thank you
Kazooie: Is it just me, or does that sound like Tooty?
Banjo: She must've followed us!
.....
Kazooie: This changed from a conversation to a mini adventure.
Banjo: It's alright, Kazooie.
......
Kazooie: Can we still beat this hag up?
Grunty: Beat me up you will not, I'm too freaking hot!
- Banjo's fist flies torwards Grunty's face, but right before the fist hit Grunty's face, "The End" appeared, oh wait.....
The End
(( Yep. There we go. ))

Lol.
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Moreeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ;D

[Mewtwo Power]

Try Luigi's Mansion next.

[Percyception]

- Luigi woke up, and everything was normal. In fact, too normal, as he lives in a haunted mansion. -
Luigi: Ah, good a morning, Luigi.
Blue Ghost: GOOD MORNING!
Luigi: - baby girl screams, and ran to the bathroom -
Luigi: Good. They can't a get a me a here.
Green Ghost: Why can't we get you here? We can go through walls, ya know.
Luigi: First of all. - baby girl scream - Second of all, it's a rude to float into a bathroom when a someone is a in there.
Green Ghost: Oh. Ok.
Luigi: ..... I want a bagel.
- he ran to the kitchen and stepped in some ectoplasm -
Luigi: Ew. Who ectoplasmed on a the ground and a didn't clean it a up?
Orange Ghost: ...... - whistles and raises hand -
Luigi: Clean it up.
Orange Ghost: I don't wanna.......
Luigi: Dude. Clean it a up. It's a gross.
Orange Ghost: But I'm playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl with Blue Ghost......
Luigi: Fine. No a desert for you.
Orange Ghost: NO! Fine, fine! I'll clean it up! Jeez!
Luigi: Good boy.
- Luigi forgot why he was in the kitchen, so he went to water the plants in the garden -
Luigi: Wait. I don't a have a garden.
- So, he then skipped merrily to his MAN CAVE (( The word "Cave" Echos )) where he found two ghosts playing on his Wii -
Luigi: WHOA WHOA WHOA A WHOA WHOA. A whoa. What's a goin' on here, huh?
Purple Ghost: We were, uh, just, playing...?
Luigi: Playing a what?
Red Ghost: - sigh - Super Smash Bros. Brawl....
Luigi: I told a you guys you a were grounded!
Purple Ghost: We...couldn't resist....
Red Ghost: It's just so fun.....You understand, right, Luigi?
Luigi: It is addicting....but you're both a grounded for another a week.
Red Ghost: - mutters -
- Luigi left the room (( Now in a mood )) and walked back into the mansion, and got ready for bed by taking a shower.
Luigi: LA A LA LA-! - clears throat - LA A LA LA A LA LA! - clears throat, making a louder "Hupmhump" sound. -
Pink Ghost: Like this, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAA!
Luigi: - baby girl scream, ran out of the shower, ran back to grab a towel, then ran out again -
Luigi: THAT'S IT! THOSE GHOSTS KEEP MESSING EVERYTHING UP! - got a vacuum out of the closet, then ran downstairs -
Red Ghost: Hi Lui- - was sucked up -
Luigi: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Blue Ghost: - was texting - Lol brb afk gtg bbl ro- - was sucked up -
Orange Ghost: What's with the vacuum? Is it cleaning day already-? - was sucked up -
Purple Ghost: Oh no!
Green Ghost: What?
Purple Ghost: Luigi's gone mad! He's trying to suck us all up!
Green Ghost: I didn't want to do this....but I'm gonna have to call in the BOO'S!
- So, Luigi was wandering around the mansion, thinking it was empty, when he ran into someone -
Luigi: WHO GOES A THERE? I WILL A SUCK A YOU A UP!
Boo: HA! Yeah, right! You can't kill the undead!
Luigi: A....b-b-boo?
Boo: Yes, you have harmed our kind, for that, you will pay!
- so, in the end, Luigi had to watch the whole series of SpongeBob.
Boob da da boop!
The End! - Boo laugh -

[Percyception]

Omg it may snow tomorrow! ;D
I hope it does.
We never get any
and like
it snows everywhere else
It's only fair. D:
Once it was gonna snow literally everywhere but this little area
And guess who was in that "little area"

[Percyception]

OMG OMG OMG O M G
FINALLY
IT'S FREAKING SNOWING
MY GOSH
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
FOR LIKE
EVER.
IT NEVER EVER EVER EVER SNOWS HERE
I'M SO HAPPY
I'M GONNA MAKE
THE MOST
MANLY FREAKING
SNOW FORT
EVER MADE

[Mewtwo Power]

Wooow, lucky! Snow

Wait, speaking of snow..... Do one about 'Mario and Sonic at the winter games'