Spongebob Quotes

[Foopzheart]

These are quotes that just sound so damn wrong.

"In the NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE."
"Everyone loves your weiners, Spongebob!"

[bob-jr]

I don't have any spongebob quotes but i might be able to get some spwnjbob pantsgwar quotes. and i don't think lil jids would understand y those quotes r disturbing.

[Connor]

"Who you calling a pin head?" - Patrick Star

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready" - Spongebob Squarepants

"YES I LOVE KRABBY PATTIES!" - Squidward Tentacles

It's evil, it's diabolical, it's lemon scented. This plan Z can't possibly fail!" - Plankton

"Hello, I like money" - Mr. Krabs

[pretty boi is best]

lol this is my fav episode
( mr. krabs walk in and just realised that plankton was dating his mom)

mr.krab: plankton?

plankton: krabs?

mr.krabs: mummy?

ms. krabs: ugine?( dont know how its spelled)

spongebob: spongebob!! xD

[Foopzheart]

"Spongebob doesn't have hair....or does he?" -Sandy Cheeks

[beana 9000]

"Hey look! Its Spongebob Nudeypants!"- Pearl
"Uhh… I can explain."-Fish from Pre-Hibernation
"Every Villain is Lemons"-Fish on Tv
"I went to collage… ouch."-Plankton
"Meow"-Gary the Snail

When they are looking for Spongebob:
Fish-"I'm ready,I'm ready."
Sandy-"Oh no you ain't."

[samanthaa509988]

SpongebobSqaurepants: Bye squidward, my mrKrabs, Byyye squidward
Patrick : You said Squidward twice
Spongebobsqaurepants: I like squidward

[123]

"I got it I got it I got it hmpf[he falls]- Spongebob

[Rainshard]

as a great super hero spongebob once said

"wanna see me run to that rock and back" *doesnt move* "do you wanna see me do it again"

[Lamb]

"You dont have your driver's license"-Patrick

"You dont need a license to drive a boat" -Spongebob