Dead baby jokes…

[Opheliac]

My favorite passtime…

I'll start us off with my personal fav:

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

[Shadowstar1922]

My favorite passtime…

I'll start us off with my personal fav:

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

I've heard these! My friend Alex always tells me them. XDDD

How can you paint a wall with babies?

Matters how hard you throw them.

[Sylvia]

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari?

I haven't got a ferrari in my garage.

[Foopzheart]

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

[Shadow00]

Well, an old one: where was the baby after the explosion?
Here, there, everywhere.

Anyways, here goes:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.


Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.


What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.


What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

[danny]

how do you fit 100 dead babies in a trash can?

blender


how do you get them back out again?

tortilla chips

this be mah fav of all time :3

[Shadowstar1922]

how do you fit 100 dead babies in a trash can?

blender


how do you get them back out again?

tortilla chips

this be mah fav of all time :3

Augh, that one's the best! XD

[Opheliac]

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?



Nail it's other hand to the floor.

[Dr Frook]

[Dr Frook]