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Help me!

Posted: 12 Jul 2012, 02:55
by GaryFriggingOak
I c-can't stop p-puking rainbows!
X{C*pukes rainbow*
H-help me! T-tell me what t-to do!

Re: Help me!

Posted: 12 Jul 2012, 02:57
by Dr Frook
I recommend drinking pineapple juice mixed in with mustard and a pint of cooking oil.

should do the trick.

Re: Help me!

Posted: 12 Jul 2012, 03:00
by Connor
Or maybe lay off the drugs... :D

Re: Help me!

Posted: 12 Jul 2012, 04:39
by Mr_Valentine
Hello Garry. Compulsive Rainbow Disorder is becoming increasingly common in young people these days, unfortunately. I would advise you stay bedbound and consume as many steeped unicorns as possible. If your sickness increases in severity, you will begin notice symptoms such as elongated rainbow time and small Irish men frolicking with lustrous pots of gold. If this occurs, please pop into my office and we'll take another refractive index sample for you. If double rainbows appear, I strongly suggest you emit yourself into the emergency room promptly.

Thank-you for choosing "Inane Medical".

Re: Help me!

Posted: 13 Jul 2012, 01:55
by Dr Frook
I believe an intervention is required...