Use FROOK in a sentence competition $100 first prize

[Leprechaun Lukia]

Life is like a box of frooks, you never know which frook you're going to get.

I got the crazy Frook.Also my stuff.




Me and my friend Frook were sitting on the couch.I asked him did he wanna go do sit ups,he said sure,and he sat up,then slouched down,up and down,and I asked him what was he doing,and he said 'You asked me to do sit ups.'

[BIG EYES]

Is your life all sad and boring?!
Do you wish you had a lovable companion you could share your life with FOREVER?!
Well fear not fwgers, We have a new product that is guaranteed to make you HAPPY!

It's Called FROOK!

Frooks are genuine companions, designed to give a spark in your life!
Whether it's a boring night out on in the city or a scary moment while sleeping in your bed!
Frook will always be there for you.
You can own your very own Frook for not just $39.99, NOT $29.99, BUT $299.99.
Your very own Frook is just an email away!
Just send your request to Trololololololololol@gmail.com (P.S, This does not exist.)

[BIG EYES]

Frook is a lovable companion everywhere he goes, he warms my heart and gives me love.

[The Golden Griffin]

pls help me win i need $100 but all i can say for now is to love frook the way you want him to love you to <3

[Sphinx]

i had to come back for this...100$ isnt to be laughed at(in my opinion)

frook stepped on a cornflake...now he's a serial (cereal) killer.

[Dr Frook]

people you are not doing it right!

use frook in a sentence - it needs to be funny and make sense.

e.g.

to frook or not to frook, that is the question!

[Hitokiri]

"Frook is dead, long live the Frook"
is a sentence too
Whether that is funny or not is a matter of opinion

[Hitokiri]

Frook's frocks got frooked;
Now he has no frocks to frook.

[mmm]

Frook. I am your father.

[Shadow00]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Frook.