Jokes

Talk about anything and everything. Try not to kill each other!
Post Reply
User avatar
Shadowstar1922
I Shall Eatz You
Posts: 5771
Joined: 03 May 2011, 21:51
Location: i don't even know bro
Contact:
Contact Shadowstar1922

Re: Jokes

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 23 Sep 2012, 01:14

Lamb wrote:
Shadowstar1922 wrote:
lukia9999 wrote:Is it a troll?

I think it's a troll. O.o

T and Rolls ... why the question was retorical



Really Lamb? Didn't know that. ._. (obviously sarcastic)
Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Dr Frook
FWG Mod
Posts: 9039
Joined: 28 Aug 2009, 05:35
Location: freaksville
Contact:
Contact Dr Frook

Re: Jokes

Postby Dr Frook » 23 Sep 2012, 01:25

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist who did not belive in dog?
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
Image
Top
User avatar
Dr Frook
FWG Mod
Posts: 9039
Joined: 28 Aug 2009, 05:35
Location: freaksville
Contact:
Contact Dr Frook

Re: Jokes

Postby Dr Frook » 23 Sep 2012, 01:26

Two Potato's are in an oven. The first turns to the other and says "Oh god! We're going to be cooked alive."

The other turns to him and replies, "Wow! A talking Potato."
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
Image
Top
User avatar
Shadowstar1922
I Shall Eatz You
Posts: 5771
Joined: 03 May 2011, 21:51
Location: i don't even know bro
Contact:
Contact Shadowstar1922

Re: Jokes

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 23 Sep 2012, 01:45

FWG Leader wrote:Two Potato's are in an oven. The first turns to the other and says "Oh god! We're going to be cooked alive."

The other turns to him and replies, "Wow! A talking Potato."

omg, that was such a rip off O:<

Your career just ended.
Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Sylvia
FWG Mod
Posts: 1177
Joined: 20 Oct 2009, 18:36
Location: Wonderland

Re: Jokes

Postby Sylvia » 23 Sep 2012, 09:01

I went to a seafood disco last week... I pulled a mussel
Problems with Medals, Quizzes or other activities - PM me here!

Image FWG Award for Heart of Gold
Top
User avatar
Dr Frook
FWG Mod
Posts: 9039
Joined: 28 Aug 2009, 05:35
Location: freaksville
Contact:
Contact Dr Frook

Re: Jokes

Postby Dr Frook » 28 Sep 2012, 04:49

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
Image
Top
User avatar
Captain Wolf
FWG General
Posts: 126
Joined: 22 Feb 2012, 18:33

Re: Jokes

Postby Captain Wolf » 28 Sep 2012, 12:01

Q- Why did the little boy drop his icecream?
A- He got hit by a bus.

Q- Whats green and has wheels?
A- Grass, i lied about the wheels.

Q- What did the lawyer say to the other lawyers?
A- We're both lawyer's

Q- What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
A- Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q- Why can't Michael J Fox draw a straight circle?
A- Because drawing a perfect circle is immposible for any human.
Top
User avatar
katterz
FWG Chat Mod
Posts: 212
Joined: 02 Sep 2009, 09:05
Location: sunny devon uk
Contact:
Contact katterz

Re: Jokes

Postby katterz » 28 Sep 2012, 12:45

what you call a cheese that not yours ?

Nacho cheese :P
You don't judge a book by it cover , so why judge me !!
+
I'm not who you think i am :P

katterz <3
Top
User avatar
Dr Frook
FWG Mod
Posts: 9039
Joined: 28 Aug 2009, 05:35
Location: freaksville
Contact:
Contact Dr Frook

Re: Jokes

Postby Dr Frook » 29 Sep 2012, 02:33

katterz wrote:what you call a cheese that not yours ?

Nacho cheese :P


lol
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
Image
Top
User avatar
dEAR_cHILD
FWG Baron
Posts: 260
Joined: 05 Sep 2009, 07:37
Location: outside your window watching you type o.O
Contact:
Contact dEAR_cHILD

Re: Jokes

Postby dEAR_cHILD » 29 Sep 2012, 02:50

FWG Leader wrote:Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"

Stupid porcupine!
Image

President Garfield for President!
He has your best interests in mind, and he's a cat!
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 90 guests