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Yes, it is here again! We've been waiting for this all year!

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TURKEY SLAUGHTER DAY COMPETITION IS HERE!



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OK, this is what you need to do:

Draw a picture celebrating this wonderful day.

or

Write a poem/short song

*** Has to be original AND funny ***

THE CONTEST HAS ENDED

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THE WINNERS ARE:

Prizes:

1st: $100 - The Guy

2nd: $50 - Grim Reaper

3rd: $25 -Elcoolio

4th-6th: $10 Big Fish Games games voucher

Lukia; master of pie; ObsidianTheGod

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Congratulations to all our winners. It was a tough decision, but those who won really captured the spirit of the competition. Winners please PM me.

All entries were great, thanks for trying!

Anyone who entered and wants a shirt, can get one - all you need to do is click the 'contact us' link at the bottom of any page. Mention you were in the competition and fill out the shirt details in the form.

Here is an original haiku by mmm, entitled:

Clucky XVI's Execution

Swiftly, the hatchet falls
Breathy condensation stops
The turkey is dead.

The indians gathered around,
around their small mound,
The pilgrims and villagers,
Even the pillagers,
All sat around, nomming there food,
One of the indians, was in a bad mood,
So he declared "Im going to kill a turkey!"
The pilgrims asked, "Wouldnt you rather have some jerky?"

Happy Turkey Slaughter day!

One nice Thanksgiving day,

A chicken died.

THE END

Author: Secret, trying to be humble.

Publisher: Mustache

hmmmm tricky i am literally making this up as i go along it took about 30 seconds but here it is:

There once was a turkey named Bobby
Who took climbing trees as a hobby
But one day he was found
And was shot to the ground
Then was served with the corn on the cobby

so all i have to draw is a turkey or a dancing turkey?

i bought a gun at the store,
im sorry cant really tell,
i looked to you as i shot,
which one is the trigger? oh no
i think i forgot!
no wait, here it is
im sorry but we must eat
blame those In-di-ans

your face was a gobbling
no fight it was easy,
in my my oven,
we will see,
where you think your goin turkey?

hey i just met you,
and this is crazy
but your a turkey,
could eat you maybe!
and all the other turks
ran awaaaaay
all thats left now
is you the baby.

i took my time with the kill,
thought it would give me a thrill
it wasn't that bad
you kind of tas-ted good
probably full of fat
ohhhh oh well


your face was a gobbling
no fight it was easy,
in my my oven,
we will see,
where you think your goin turkey?


hey i just met you,
and this is crazy
but your a turkey,
could eat you maybe!
and all the other turks
ran awaaaaay
all thats left now
is you the baby.

before you came into my oven,
you smelled so bad.
you smelled so bad
you smelled so so bad,
now that your in my belly,
its all good
you were really good
its all all good,

so happy turkey day maybe?:)

Oh, what a wonderful day
So full of colorful leaves, never grey.
What shall we explore now?
How about a turkey? Or maybe a cow?

Nah, let's go with the turkey.
They are always so perky.
How often do we see this phenomenon,
All of the turkey species are called to my front lawn.

I decide to grab a small rock and sling
And to the turkey, the contraption I bring.
I fling the stone as hard as I can.
It hit a turkey between its eyes, feathers flying, as if it hit a fan.

The blood splattered here and there
Near and far and everywhere.
All of the turkeys began to look around
Most of them were so confused, they looked at the ground.

I began to bring out a nice great shotgun.
Oh what a wonderful Thanksgiving pun,
Well, not really a pun, but the shotgun gonna light up like the sun.
Those turkeys, one by one, will witness shun.

Boom, boom, boom,
Pow, pow, pow.
Kaboom kaboom kaboom.
Blood was dripping from me as I entered my room.

Those turkeys can scurry as far as they want,
But my gun will never miss, just like a slingshot, held by Munt.
How many turkey did I shoot, you ask?
Well, I don't know, I lost track.

All I know is,
I did not miss.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone,
And a gory and violent night to the turkey, piled up, equaling a ton.

Oh Turkey,Oh Turkey, How wonderful Is what I see.
You with your wonderful meat and Plump Juicy Body.

Oh Turkey,Oh Turkey, How wonderful Is what I see.
How I would like to drip gravy on you,keeping you nice and soggy.

Oh Turkey,Oh Turkey, How wonderful Is what I see.
Can I take a bite,a gobble, or a chomp?

Oh Turkey,Oh Turkey, How wonderful Is what I see.
I would like to giggity your nest, so i'll show it with a stomp.

Oh Turkey,Oh Turkey, How wonderful Is what I see.
Enough talk,lets go behind the shed and get this done.
You will Feed this family I have, even if it means I must Rip you In Half.


xD I have no idea what i just made.
Created that in like 10-20 minutes.

entries so far are great! Remember, you can submit funny drawings too!