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[Percyception]

There may be a topic about this, but I'm gonna do this anyway.
POST JOKES HERE!

[Dr Frook]

ok here's one:

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.''

[Percyception]

Good one.

KEEP 'EM COMIN' GUYS!

[RockieAndMateo]

Okay..

3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "

They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?

[Boxorino]

Okay..

3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "

They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?

LOL.

[Percyception]

Decided to post my own! (( I know, I know, you probably heard this before. ))

Why was 9 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

[Percyception]

Okay..

3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "

They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?

Lol nice one.

This is good, 3 jokes (( Counting my oldie joke. ))

More Jokes!

[Percyception]

Okay..

3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "

They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?

Lol nice one.

This is good, 3 jokes (( Counting my oldie joke. ))

More Jokes!

[RockieAndMateo]

Another one !..

Lady goes to Welfare office,

She has to name all of her kids on paper.

All of their names are D'Anthony.

Employee asks, "You're supposed to name all of your kids."

Lady says, "I did. Named all 10 of them."

Employee says, "Then how do you call them?"

Lady says, "By their last names."

O.O

[Percyception]

Another one !..

Lady goes to Welfare office,

She has to name all of her kids on paper.

All of their names are D'Anthony.

Employee asks, "You're supposed to name all of your kids."

Lady says, "I did. Named all 10 of them."

Employee says, "Then how do you call them?"

Lady says, "By their last names."

O.O

I don't get it, but it made my older siblings laugh. O.o