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The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:27
by Percyception
There may be a topic about this, but I'm gonna do this anyway.
POST JOKES HERE!
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:32
by Dr Frook
ok here's one:
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.''
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:34
by Percyception
Good one.
KEEP 'EM COMIN' GUYS!
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:44
by RockieAndMateo
Okay..
3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "
They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:45
by Boxorino
RockieAndMateo wrote:Okay..
3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "
They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?
LOL.
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:47
by Percyception
Decided to post my own! (( I know, I know, you probably heard this before. ))
Why was 9 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:49
by Percyception
RockieAndMateo wrote:Okay..
3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "
They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?
Lol nice one.
This is good, 3 jokes (( Counting my oldie joke. ))
More Jokes!
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:49
by Percyception
RockieAndMateo wrote:Okay..
3 blondes were walking around and saw some tracks.
Blonde #1 said they were bird tracks
Blonde #2 said , " No, you're stupid! They're dog tracks! "
Blonde #3 said , " No, you both are stupid ! Damn ! They're human tracks ! "
They all got hit by a train. Guess what tracks they were ?
Lol nice one.
This is good, 3 jokes (( Counting my oldie joke. ))
More Jokes!
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:50
by RockieAndMateo
Another one !..
Lady goes to Welfare office,
She has to name all of her kids on paper.
All of their names are D'Anthony.
Employee asks, "You're supposed to name all of your kids."
Lady says, "I did. Named all 10 of them."
Employee says, "Then how do you call them?"
Lady says, "By their last names."
O.O
Re: The Joke Place
Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 02:53
by Percyception
RockieAndMateo wrote:Another one !..
Lady goes to Welfare office,
She has to name all of her kids on paper.
All of their names are D'Anthony.
Employee asks, "You're supposed to name all of your kids."
Lady says, "I did. Named all 10 of them."
Employee says, "Then how do you call them?"
Lady says, "By their last names."
O.O
I don't get it, but it made my older siblings laugh. O.o