Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Percyception]

Hello and welcome, to the WONDERFUL WORLD OF PERCY!
Pretty much just a topic I posted random things that hopefully someone found entertaining.

[If you're new to my wonderously wonderful Guide]

It is I, the one and only Percyception! I'm a super rad guy that enjoys apple pie. I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. Also, I'm dead!

This place was used for my randomness. Now... who knows what will happen to it?

[Something that should be mentioned]


Yeah, I'm kind of leaving forever. Maybe I'll come back, but not anytime soon. If you're new to this little thing I made, welcome. I hope it brings a smile to your face as you read it.. I know it did while I was writing it. You might notice a few edited posts on the earlier pages, that put older me down. Well.. I did that because I was at a really bad time in my life. One thing that made me feel better was editing the stupidity in my posts, which, now that I think about it.. is really stupid. Some of them are funny, I guess, but.. eh. It's too late to change them back. If you're NOT new, and decided to check my first post on here for some kind of explanation of why I'm leaving... well, I'm not going to say. I'm leaving because it's what I need to do, and I'm going to leave it at only that. I apologize for that if you were hoping to figure something out.


Another thing... really, don't expect to ever see me again on here. At least... don't get your hopes up.

[Back to normal Guide stuff]

This week's message :
Burritos in the morning? Sailors take warning.

[Percyception]

Best way to taunt a zombie:

Survivor: Aw, hey zombie. You wanna treat? You wanna treat boy?

Zombie: [Confused Zombie Noise Here]

Survivor: - throws dagger into zombies throat - There's your treat.

I will pay you half an apple if you do this. O.o

[Percyception]

I thought I came here for Logan Lerman.

Oh THAT Percy. Lol.
I can include him...possibly...

[Percyception]

I need to figure out how to post images/possibly videos...If anyone can explain how, that will be much appreciated.

Me Yesterday: Sometimes I wish I had a coffee Molotov...
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My Boss: Put the cow down and get back to work!

[Boxorino]

[img]*image%20url%20here*[/img]
[url]*insert url here*[/url] OR [url=*insert url here*]*insert whatever you want here*[/url]

[Percyception]

[img]*image%20url%20here*[/img]
[url]*insert url here*[/url] OR [url=*insert url here*]*insert whatever you want here*[/url]

Alright, thanks Boxy.
Now this topic will go to zhe next level...Once I find a video/image.

[Boxorino]

[img]*image%20url%20here*[/img]
[url]*insert url here*[/url] OR [url=*insert url here*]*insert whatever you want here*[/url]

Alright, thanks Boxy.
Now this topic will go to zhe next level...Once I find a video/image.

you're welcome
nice avi btw.

[Percyception]

[img]*image%20url%20here*[/img]
[url]*insert url here*[/url] OR [url=*insert url here*]*insert whatever you want here*[/url]

Alright, thanks Boxy.
Now this topic will go to zhe next level...Once I find a video/image.

you're welcome
nice avi btw.

Thanks. You too. :3
RANDOM SENTENCES:

Dude, quit it, you're getting baby sauce all over me.
Holy Jam Session, you must really like barbeque sauce.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS YOUR SISTER!!!

[Percyception]

OH CRAP THIS IS BAD MY PARENTS FOUND A "Guide on Minecraft for Parents"!
THEY'RE GONNA BE MAKING MINECRAFT PUNS AND JOKES LIKE "Maybe I can pay an Enderman to move your stuff upstairs." I THINK I'M GONNA DIE OR TEAR MY FACE OFF IF I WAKE UP AND I WALK DOWNSTAIRS AND FIND THAT BOOK SITTNG ON THE COUNTER.

[Percyception]

This actually happened:

I was having a bad day, and then I had to unclog the toilet.
While washing my hands, little bubbles float around, automatically cheering me up.
This teaches you:
1) I'm pretty desperate...
2) Bubbles make people happy. :3
3) It's the little things that count.
....
:3