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Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 23 Nov 2013, 02:46
by prophet
so there i was right? and i was swinging and those little strings you use to fasten your hood was loose. it tied against the side of the swing and jumped out really high but got slung backwards and hit the ground pretty hard. some people laughed at me in the distance.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 23 Nov 2013, 03:50
by Boxorino
what a sad story.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 23 Nov 2013, 20:41
by Excalibur
rt if u cri evrytiem

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 26 Nov 2013, 23:42
by prophet
ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 26 Nov 2013, 23:46
by Lamb
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.

Wouldn't have done it better myself..

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 26 Nov 2013, 23:48
by Boxorino
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 01 Dec 2013, 00:45
by Shadowstar1922
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.

Wat r u talkin about

I would paint the seat with her blood if she didnt get off my frooking hand.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 05 Dec 2013, 12:26
by danny
Shadowstar1922 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
prophet wrote:ok so i was sitting on the bus and i had my hand out on the other side of it the seat facing up. this girl comes on and sits down in my seat and therefore sits on my hand. she gives me death glare and i'm all like.
"o"

and then she's all like "why are u touching my butt"

and i'm like "because you sat on it"

and then she goes all :oops: and just lets my hand be there.


and that's how you get the ladies.

Wat r u talkin about

I would paint the seat with her blood if she didnt get off my frooking hand.




i dont even know what to say about this.... xD

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 05 Dec 2013, 20:48
by Demitri
Guys.. i have a story aswell.. it might make you cry.. might anger you..... or might even scare you.... here is it...... once upon a time.. i got hungry... i went to the kitchen... and made a sammich.......the end.

Re: Uncle Pro's Story Time

Posted: 05 Dec 2013, 20:49
by prophet
no this is my story time riku.


ANYWAY THIS ONE TIME,
me and my friends were playing with our skateboards and we rolled them down this huge hill on our stomachs and i challenged it by using a pogostick to get down it and i ended up doing a front flip and hitting the ground on my back. they kicked me. and laughed. it hurt.