Salem's Thread

[Awesome Creep]

For those of you who weren't aware, I've started a bizarre series thingymcwingy called The Creep Guidebook. It is a collection of videos that will teach you how to accomplish various tasks, from turning into a plant, to becoming the proud owner of a train.

I don't talk in these videos, mainly because I don't really plan these out all too much, and I'm a horrible live speaker. Instead, I use subtitles, which some would argue make the videos even more surreal.

Also, I plan on updating this every...um, you know what, I'll just update it when I feel like it.

But enough of my blabbing. I'll shut up and let you watch:



Episodes so far:
Episode One - Turning Into a Plant
Episode Two - Eating Fire

[Dr Frook]

ur too odd to contemplate.

[Master of Pie]

I've seen all of these so far, and I find them very amusing... Especially since I usually watch videos muted, so for this, I can just read the subtitles.

[Awesome Creep]

I've seen all of these so far, and I find them very amusing... Especially since I usually watch videos muted, so for this, I can just read the subtitles.

Really? If that's the case, then one of these days I'm going to make a video with nothing but talking, just to throw you off.

[Lamb]

o-o
Amazing..
I liked watching you be a plant.

[Awesome Creep]

ATTENTION ALL CREEPHOLES!
This thread will be revived and retooled. More details soon. Here are some things I do know right now:

• Yes, I will eventually make more videos.
• No, they will not be RIGHT FREAKING NOW!
• Expect to see some drawings and music from yours truly.
• There is a project I have in mind that has something to do with video games. No, it is not an actual playable game.
• I might do a video game playthrough or Let's Play or whatever, though it will probably be in screenshot form.
• I might also review food. Yum. (Or possibly yuck.)
• I also have considered making comics.
• This last bullet point is here because I felt awkward only having seven.

So stay tuned, folks, and I'll have something for you on...Friday? Probably.

[Angel]

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Angel approves
Also, LOOKIE WHAT I FOUUUUUUND

[Awesome Creep]

I made a new song! It's called Hors D'œuvre!

Also, here are some fashion tips:

• The first thing you should know is that people are like buildings.
  
  • They need a nice solid foundation. Make sure you build up some nice muscles (pronounced mus-KULLS[1]).
  • They must be maintained regularly. This means drink plenty of Mountain Dew, and eat a lot of Arby's. Like, a lot, a lot of Arby's.
  • And finally, an adequate amount of windows is necessary for the proper lighting. No further explanation necessary.
• The second thing is that you should choose clothes that don't suck. Do NOT wear Speedos, hats with your name on it, or buckets of yogurt. These are all considered poor form, and you will be shot.
• The last thing is that you should know is that I will be hosting a fashion presentation some time in the near future. Stay tuned!

Also, has anyone seen a blue jumpsuit filled with beans? Please let me know if you have.

[Awesome Creep]

ATTENTION!
I am doing a live stream on my channel.
This is where it will be.*


*Event subject to time change or cancellation. If the event is cancelled, refunds will be given.

[Awesome Creep]

THIS THREAD WENT DOWNHILL PRETTY QUICKLY YO