Dr. Foop's Advice Stand

[Foopzheart]

I am going to start an advice thread. I give terrible advice, so only come in here if you have a problem and want to laugh it off at how ridiculous I am.


SEND 'EM IN, WE ARE OPEN FOR THE FALL

WITH SUCH GREAT ADVICE AS

What you need to do is capture Russia's Winter in a jar.

You might have SERIOUS little pinky toe cancer.

Well, to get your senpai to notice you, you have to try to get interested in what they are interested in. Have you tried worshipping Him, or sacrificing goats in His name? You can also make a hobby out of torturing damned souls. Good luck!

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I am tired of bad ad campaigns

Yeah, but how should I commit the genocide in the most amusing way possible?

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[Shadowstar1922]

my problem is...

how do I take over canada?

I need the Canadian oil for my expansion into conquering the world, Canada is a wondrous start.

Tell me how oh wise fooperz

[Foopzheart]

my problem is...

how do I take over canada?

I need the Canadian oil for my expansion into conquering the world, Canada is a wondrous start.

Tell me how oh wise fooperz

Alright, listen closely. What you need to do is capture Russia's Winter in a jar. Then, release the freezing winds of the Russian Winter in Canadian syrup factories. Fun fact, they actually use syrup as fuel in Canada. If you cut off their syrup supply by freezing it, like in the Battle of Stalingrad in WWII, then the lack of syrup will decrease morale and the lack of fuel with destroy their troops. Then, you rush in with an army of people who hate beavers and pancakes, and there you go, you have claimed Canada for your own use. Just don't freeze their oil with the syrup, that would ruin the point.

[Shadowstar1922]

my problem is...

how do I take over canada?

I need the Canadian oil for my expansion into conquering the world, Canada is a wondrous start.

Tell me how oh wise fooperz

Alright, listen closely. What you need to do is capture Russia's Winter in a jar. Then, release the freezing winds of the Russian Winter in Canadian syrup factories. Fun fact, they actually use syrup as fuel in Canada. If you cut off their syrup supply by freezing it, like in the Battle of Stalingrad in WWII, then the lack of syrup will decrease morale and the lack of fuel with destroy their troops. Then, you rush in with an army of people who hate beavers and pancakes, and there you go, you have claimed Canada for your own use. Just don't freeze their oil with the syrup, that would ruin the point.

omg thank you so much

i'm gonna take a break from FWG to conquer Canada now

again thank you, very appreciated

[Foopzheart]

Anybody else in need of completely serious no foolin' advice? Step right up, step riight up!

[wolves rock]

what do you do if you have a friend who acts like a cat?

[Dr Frook]

why does my little pinkie toe hurt? WHYY? Please advise.

[Foopzheart]

what do you do if you have a friend who acts like a cat?

Yo, let people be chill with what they are, you know? Your friend acts like a cat, you act like a wolves, we all have our interests.

-Foopy

(By the way, from now on, you have to start your pleas for advice with Dear Foopy,)

[Foopzheart]

why does my little pinkie toe hurt? WHYY? Please advise.

You may have stubbed it, or you might have SERIOUS little pinky toe cancer. Please see a licensed doctor.

-Foopy

[Dr Frook]

why does my little pinkie toe hurt? WHYY? Please advise.

You may have stubbed it, or you might have SERIOUS little pinky toe cancer. Please see a licensed doctor.

-Foopy

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