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Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 01:18
by Shadowstar1922
So I think i'll be back for now, idk. whatever. But I thought I'd start a thread where every day I would post 2-3 or maybe more quotes from Tumblr. No pictures, no, "blah blah blah"~[insert Tumblr username here] etc, just the quote.
Why, you may ask? Because Tumblr is a beautiful place that's why.
north american education system: COLLEGE??? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: ~points at 16-year old~ WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE!?
north american education system: ~picks up 7-year old~ WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!? COLLEGE
north american education system: ~throws infant against the wall~ YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 01:21
by Shadowstar1922
China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia(dub)
--- "White people, sheesh"
--- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
--- "It is a matter of gay or death"
--- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
--- " It seem simple enough, China take all. you can go home now"
--- "You an ass"
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 01:26
by Shadowstar1922
~"What do you call a giraffe driving a car?"
-"A danger to society
"Once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and a piece of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
"being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body."
"Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone."
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 03:50
by Boxorino
thank you so much for this post, kyle. thank you.
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 10:37
by Shadowstar1922
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:thank you so much for this post, kyle. thank you.
omg thank
you.
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 10:38
by Shadowstar1922
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
~opens fridge~
~milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette~
"It's bad alright."
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 17 May 2014, 14:05
by Boxorino
"*snorts pollen* i love nature"
"pollen is plant sperm"
"even better"
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 18 May 2014, 00:53
by Shadowstar1922
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:"*snorts pollen* i love nature"
"pollen is plant sperm"
"even better"
excuuuuuuse me this is
my topic so bak off
i kid u may post tumblr quotes
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 18 May 2014, 03:15
by Boxorino
New makeup line for men including:
- Guyliner
- Manscara
- Bruhnzer
- Lipsdick
Re: Tumblr Quotes
Posted: 18 May 2014, 12:06
by Shadowstar1922
"She's up all night to pet dogs
I'm up all nnight to pet dogs
We're up all night to pet dogs
We're up all night to get puppies."