What IS a "Pootis Bird?"

[BluesDotEXE]

A Pootis Bird is a very complex creature, and lays quite a few eggs bigger than itself.

Diet: Tuna
Favorite Food: Sandwiches, Doritos, and Spinach

The Pootis bird's origins are unknown up to this point.

Hobbies: Causing Pootis Apocalypses, Eating Sandwiches

The only known predator of the Pootis Bird is a Silver Ringed Shark.

Most Likely seen: At "Lunchtime", hunting for sandwiches.

The baby of a Pootis bird weighs about 2 pounds, and can lay 2 eggs at a time, two times the size of itself.

Natural Habitat: Forests or Icebergs *Depending on the subspecies*

Subspecies: Forest Green Pootis Bird, Ice Blue Pootis Bird, Dirt Red Pootis Bird, Sunlight Yellow Pootis Bird, Royal Purple Pootis Bird, Rainbow Colored Pootis Bird *EXTREMELY RARE*

[Angel]

This should totally be in the RP characters thread!
Last nights Pootis bird infestation was hilarious, but I didn't know it was you!!!
Well played my good man, well, played.